The Flora Legacy: 2.3
WARNING, OVER 130 PICS BELOW THE CUT...
Last time on the Flora Legacy, Bluebell favoured one child over the other (who she mocked on this fact). She got into a fight with some woman who didn't think she was hot, and then, after being caught cheating by Jack, she beat him up and kicked him out. And then Elise, who was hot, moved in! Oh yeah, and Ficus and Greenbean became kids, while we left off with Daisy becoming an adorable toddler.
We start off this update with Elise trying to become Daisy's new mother.
Elise I'll love you more than your Mommy ever will.
Daisy: Eh. Whatever.
Gave her a bit of a clothing makeover. She looks hot.
Gah, not that car again.
Me: Can't you play with anything else?
Ficus: *ignores* WHEEEEEEE CAR!
Greenbean: Whoooosh!
Me: Greenbean, I think we discussed this already. Much like cars, horses don't fly.
Greenbean: YES THEY DO! HORSES FLY! WHOOOOOSH!
Me: I'm so not getting into this again.
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Elise: *swoons* Oh my, you're sooooooo hawt, Bluebell.
Bluebell: I know, thanks. *tries to be cool*
Bluebell: *can't help herself* Ohhh, you're so hot too. It makes me angry that I can't resist you.
WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY BLUEBELL?
Well, that part I can believe.
Stalker much?
But Bluebell is way worse.
Bluebell: Mmmm, baby you look so good on the toilet.
Elise: Hmm, what? Don't interrupt me, I'm concentrating!
Daisy: MOMMY MOMMY LOVE ME!
Bluebell: Well it's worked before... *pats Daisy's head* Nice baby?
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Bluebell: Maybe I'll just hold it..
Me: *watches in stunned silence*
SERIOUSLY, WHO ARE YOU?
That's more like it. Even if that car is annoying.
Geez people, GET ANOTHER HOBBY!
Ah, Greenbean is cooking! Let's see how he does...
Fail.
Greenbean: OMG! WHAT HAVE I DOOOOOONE?
Greenbean: Eh, whatever.
And now, some cute Daisy spam!
/Spam.
Oh look, Ficus is trying to cook as well. Let's see if he does any better than Greenbean.
MADE OF FAIL TOO. LOL. Apparently they take after their mother.
Guess it didn't taste so bad after all.
Ficus: Why hello there, pretty lady.
She is one HOT military woman.
I usually ignore the chance cards (because I suck at them), but I took a try.
Woohoo! Elise ROCKS.
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
That is all.
Me: Come on, Bluebell! Don't you have ANYTHING else to do?
Bluebell: *ignores* Vrooom vrooom, wheeee!
Meanwhile, Elise continues on her quest to win over Daisy.
Homework party!
She's a total suck-up to that kid.
Anyway, it's time for Daisy's birthday!
Daisy: *shoots up* I'm a REAL GIRL!
AHHH! OMG WHAT IS THAT? Where did those cheekbones come from?
So, I gave her a makeover, hoping it would make her look better. And it DID. Is that weird, or what? She looks like a completely different kid. (Those cheekbones are still there, though).
Daisy: I love you, big brother!
Greenbean: Ugh, displays of affection. *walks away*
Ficus: Did you just KISS me?
Ficus: EWWWWWWW YUCK!
Greenbean: If I jump on the bed loud enough I can't hear my twin playing with my sister...
Greenbean: I CAN'T HEEEEEAR THEM!
Greenbean: I am NOT being neglected. I'm having fun. See?
Greenbean: Ugh, that is the ugliest belt EVER.
Yeah, he has issues.
Maybe it's because no one wants to play with him.
Meanwhile, Bluebell and Elise are getting it on.
Yeah, and that's not creepy. I think she takes after her brother.
Me: Bluebell, whatcha doing?
Bluebell: Waiting for sexy time.
Me: Er, didn't you just have that?
Bluebell: Yep. But if I wait here like this, maybe she'll wake up and want more!
Elise: Oh sorry NASA, I can't go to work today. I'm just SOOOO sick. *cough cough*
Elise: *covers phone* Teehee!
The guy who is apparently her boss looked interesting, so I used a magic shrub to summon him...
HAHAHAHAHA.
That is all.
Me: You have a bed, you know!
Meanwhile, Elise stayed home to clean up the house in anticipation of a dinner with the Headmaster!
Daisy: OMG, I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT SUCH AN AVERAGE GRADE ON JUST MY FIRST DAY!
Greenbean: Screw you, Daisy! I got an AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Greenbean: ELISE! I got an A! Look look look!
Elise: I'm cooking here, kid. Go away.
Poor Greenbean.
OK, SERIOUSLY. I think someone has taken over Bluebell's body.
Scary headmaster alert!
He's very, ugh... not neat. :)
Elise is determined to get the kids into private school.
Elise: Isn't it just a lovely day out today?
Elise: KIDS. Tell the Headmaster what a lovely day it is today. NOW.
Bluebell: Ugh, that guy is NASTY.
Me: *grins* There's my Bluebell.
Headmaster: Mmm, I love the smell of cappuccino in the morning evening.
Yes, it worked! That's the first time I've ever done that. So cool.
The kids got into private school! Elise seems SO thrilled.
Daisy celebrates by doing her homework. She will NOT suffer for any more average grades.
Greenbean: *strrrreches* Ah. OHHHH what a beautiful MORNING!
Me: Greenbean, it's NIGHT TIME.
Greenbean: SHUT UP.
Oh Merlin, it's contagious!
Me: Daisy, why are you crying?
Daisy: M- M- MOMMY!
Ooooooooh. Her mommy is snogging someone who ISN'T her father (who she's never meant).
Elise: And then I bent over and was all, "Baby, I think I have you're missing puzzle piece RIGHT here."
Bluebell: LOL, that is so AWESOME!
Elise: I know! And I was only like five!
Me: *cough*SLUT*cough*
ZOMG SCARIEST DELIVERY MAN EVER.
Daisy is angry at life, now. She can join Greenbean in being emo all the time.
Or she could if he wasn't off playing dolls by himself. EMO.
Me: Bluebell, are you sure those hamburgers look alright? They look a bit burned.
Bluebell: I think they look fine!
Me: Okay...
Daisy: Ugh, this burger looks like BIRD CRAP. You know, like your FACE you whore.
Daisy & Elise: Blech!
Bluebell: I don't know what they're complaining about! This burger tastes lovely!
Oblivious.
Elise: Oooh, baby you look so hot in that shower.
Unfortunately, she made the mistake of flushing.
Bluebell: DON'T YOU EVER FLUSH THE TOILET WHILE I'M IN THE SHOWER! The water went cold! You could have RUINED my hair!
Daisy: Zzzzz.. everyone sucks.... zzzz... but I am SO awesome.
Hey, paperboy isn't so bad looking!
Bit of an odd nose, though, yes?
Aww, Ficus looks so cute in his private school uniform!
So does Greenbean. Even if he is looking quite emo.
Me: Awww, come on, Daisy! Let me see your face.
Daisy: NO.
Me: But you're so PRETTY!
Daisy: Yeah, I know.
So the paperboy may be hot. But if you recall, the mailman is NOT. So, uhhh... Bluebell had Elise/Me do something about it.
Mailman: *randomly has the urge to lay on the ground and cloud-watch* Hey, what's that?
Mailman: Ahhhhhhh! *squish*
Mailman: *is dead*
I love how the lady walking by stops for like a second...
And then keeps walking.
Meanwhile, Elise ROCKS.
And so does Bluebell!
Apparently this whole family is successful.
Greenbean: I GOT AN A AGAIN! HEY LOOK AT ME!
Bluebell & Daisy: *are too preoccupied with staring at the satellite*
I sold it, by the way. It got me $1,999!
Ficus brought this... THING home from school. It's name totally fits.
Yeah, that's right, I SOLD THE CAR.
Ficus: Nooooooo!
Ficus: Mmmm, burnt muffin.
I think Greenbean is a future knowledge sim.
Bluebell: Baby its been too much time since we Woohooed.
Elise: *is confused by math* It has?
Elise: OMG, it HAS! Let's DO IT!
And they did. Thankfully they're both on the pill.
And now: THE MAGICAL FLYING JOE CARR!
LOL.
Time for the twins to grow up. Daisy seems oblivious. And where is their mom?
Of course. At least she's DREAMING about it.
She's even oblivious to sparks coming out of her brother's arses!
Oh, look who decided to show up.
Elise: WHOA! My lover's son is HAWT.
That. He. Is. Yummy!
(He rolled Popularity, by the way. I'll post the boy's stats next update).
Greenbean too! I thought he was trying to tell me something with that outfit, so...
Meet the properly Emo Greenbean! (Who rolled knowledge, btw).
And I'll end the update with this final disturbing image:
AHHHHH!
That's all! Feel free to friend this journal and stay tuned to find out what happens next on the Flora Legacy! Oh, and I've updated The Family Tree as well.