The Flora Legacy: 2.2
(Warning, swearwords herein.)
Last time on the Flora Legacy, twins Greenbean and Ficus were born. We discovered that babies confuse Bluebell and she'd much rather be fooling around with the bartender, Blair. Jack seemed oblivious to this, and the fooling around eventually led to Bluebell's pregnancy, and the birth of Daisy, where we ended the update.
After dropping Daisy into an available crib, Bluebell found herself in the nursery...
Greenbean: Momma, please change me! I'm smelly and there's green noxious smoke coming out of my diaper.
Bluebell: Ugh, no WAY.
*seconds later*
Bluebell: Ugh, SIM GOD. It SMELLS!
Me: Well then maybe you should change it?
Bluebell: NO. WAY.
Me: *sigh*
Greenbean: *sniffles* Help me!
Awww, I just can't resist that face!
I made her do it.
Bluebell: Can't. Resist. Sim!god's. Will. GAH!
Greenbean: YAY my diaper's changed. I'm hungry. Mmmm, smelly bottle!
Greenbean: Hm. Well that's odd tasting.
Greenbean: BLEARGHCHCH!
*headdesk*
So a lot of you mentioned that you thought Bluebell should take a lady lover. She agreed and so when I spotted this potentially lovely lady outside, I sent Bluebell to meet her. I can't remember her name, so I'll call her Jane.
Eeer, things didn't go so well.
Jane: EWWWW! GOD YOU ARE SO DISGUSTING. EWWW. EW. EW. EW. EWWW!
Bluebell: Did she just reject ME?
Me: Yes, I think she did.
Bluebell: Oh yeah? Well you're so ugly, it's like a bird crapped on your face!
Bluebell: AND you can't ski for crap!
Jane: What the hell do you know? I can TO ski.
Bluebell: Yeah, whatever bitch.
Bluebell: RAWWWR! Bluebell MAD. Bluebell SMASH.
Bluebell: YOU BITCH! *pulls random glass of water out of nowhere*
Bluebell: TAKE THAT!
Jane: WTF was that for?
Bluebell: What? You mean that water I just threw on your face? I wanted to see if there really was bird crap on your face. There isn't. You're just ugly.
Jane: *bitch slaps*
Bluebell: WHORE!
Jane: Oh crap.
Bluebell: You did NOT *pokes* just slap me, did you?
Jane: So what if I did?
Bluebell: *bitch slap storm*
~*~*~*~* WE INTERRUPT YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED EPISODE OF THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS FOR THIS VERY SAD IMAGE BULLETIN ~*~*~*
Awww, Greenbean fell asleep on the bathroom floor!
~*~*~*~* AND NOW, BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED EPISODE OF THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS ~*~*~*
Bluebell: I'M GOING TO CHOKE A BITCH!
Bluebell: RAWWWWR! *attacks*
Hell yeah. :D
Bluebell: Yeah, I wiped the floor with HER!
Bluebell: Nobody rejects me!
I love the enemy faces.
And now that the fighting is over....
Bluebell: *worry worry worry* Oh no, this thing is sleeping on the floor! *worry worry worry* What if it ruins the tile?
It's dancing baby time!
Bluebell: Holy crap, there are sparks coming out of its arse! WTF is that?
Bluebell: AHHHH! IT GOT BIGGER! HELP! EEEK!
Greenbean is ADORABLE. And yeah, he's got some big lips.
So does Ficus, who is also cute.
Re-did the house so the boys had their own room and Daisy has a nursery.
Ficus: Bang bang!
Ficus: I will kill this stealer of my mother's attention. BANG!
Greenbean: GAH! My heart! *swoons*
Ficus: Hellz, yeah...
Greenbean: *is dead*
Ficus: *evil cackle* Muahahahaha, muahahaha!
Greenbean: Dude. You know I'm not really dead, don't you?
Ficus: What? Damnit!
Bluebell: Wheeeeeee!
I got them a new toy car.
Ficus looks like he's plotting something.
Or, he was just making sure no one was around to see his ridiculous run to the trashcan.
Greenbean: Whooooosh. Vroooooom.
Me: Greenbean? Cars don't fly.
Greenbean: Yes they do.
Me: No they don't.
Greenbean: Yes they do.
Me: No they don't.
Greenbean: Yes they do.
Me: No they don't.
Greenbean: Yes they do.
Me: Forget it.
Ficus: Wheeeee!
Seriously, all everyone ever does is play with that car. I'm starting to regret it.
Awww, cute spam!
Ficus is apparently having nightmares about Daisy taking away his mother's attention.
While Bluebell is dreaming of sexy Blair, and Jack is dreaming of... soda?
Hey look everyone! It's baby Daisy. Bet you almost forgot about her, hm?
Bluebell: I remember what to do. When the baby is stinky, I give it food!
Bluebell: Why is it still FUSSING?!? HELP!
Ficus: Hi everyone! I'm Ficus and I'm going to be the Heir, so you can just ignore everyone else.
Me: Now now, don't get ahead of yourself.
Play party!
Bluebell: Are all these people going to leave soon so I can get my groove thing on?
Me: Actually, yes! TADA!
Bluebell: Yo matchmaker! I'm all alone except for my forgotten baby, please to be coming over with hot chicks, kthnx bye.
Bluebell: AHHH! WAIT! I NEED SEXY TIEMS!
Bluebell: Alright, work your magic baby. Bring me a hot blonde.
Bluebell: Oooh, shiny!
Me: Oooh, shiny!
Bluebell: *is intrigued*
And she cleans up VERY well.
Elise: Baby, your blue hair is HAWT!
Everyone loves the hair. ;)
Elise: So do you like Harry Potter? You'd better because I don't fool around with Potter haters.
Bluebell: I LOVE Harry Potter. I wish I could do magic. Especially that one spell, what was it? Oh yeah, ENGORGIO!
Bluebell: Baby, we should do some roleplaying. You know, like actors!
Elise: *swoons*
Bluebell: You can be a nurse and wear a sexy little white dress.
Elise: OMG, I am so turned on!
And now, THE SEDUCTION OF ELISE TAN
Bluebell: So now that you love me, let's do it.
Woohoo = BFFs for Life.
Aww, that's actually kinda cute!
And that's kinda stalker-ish.
Look! Bluebell has more chemistry with Elise than she does with Blair or Jack. Hmmm.
Bluebell: That's because she's HOT.
Bluebell gives her a hot kiss goodbye.
Uh oh.
Jack: I can't believe you cheated on me! What else have you been doing while I'm out at work?
Bluebell: Nothing, I swear!
Jack: LIAR!
Jack: *bitch slaps*
Bluebell: You did NOT just slap me!
Jack: Yeah, I did. And you know what? Your hair is UGLY!
Bluebell: *gasp* You BASTARD!
Bluebell: I HATE YOU.
Bluebell: *bitch slaps*
Jack: Psssh, she wouldn't come after me!
Me: Errr, I wouldn't be so sure if I were you.
Bluebell: Nobody insults my hair. Now GET OUT OF HERE.
He actually rolled the want to get his own place, so... BYE BYE JACK. You will be sort of missed.
Err, so just as their dad is leaving, the kids come home:
They bring home matching emo faces...
And scary Marsha Bruenig who is immediately sent home.
See, emo.
Bluebell: He's gone! Get over here, honey!
So, remember BLUEBELL'S STEPS FOR SECURING YOUR FUTURE SAFETY? Well, just in case, here they are again:
STEP ONE: Snog your man woman silly.
STEP TWO: Find out how much money he she has.
STEP THREE: If its anything more than one $? Uh, ask him her to move in! DUH!
STEP FOUR: (Optional, but highly recommended). Shag him her immediately after so he she doesn't change his mind.
And here are her stats. She brought in $5,500 with her. Oh yeah, and she's in the Militaty career track. She's a commander.
I really don't want to know what he's plotting there.
Anyway, its time for Daisy's birthday! Ficus looks mesmerized by the lady in the blue undies.
*gasp* She's adorable!
*spams*
Eeeee! Cutest baby ever. And I'll leave you will that cuteness to end this update!
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