The Flora Legacy: 2.1
So LAST TIME on the Flora Legacy, we met Bluebell. Then Bluebell met Jack, seduced him, convinced him to move in, and then got herself knocked up. When we left, she was just going into labor...
It's a BABY! Oh, it looks just SO precious.
Me: Bluebell? Why are you handing the baby to Jack.
Bluebell: I don't know. I just feel like I have too... Uh oh.
Bluebell: Ooooooooh! It HUUUUURTS! I think there's something else in there!
Yup. TWINS. Both boys.
Meet Greenbean Flora. He has his mom/dad's blond hair, his mom's blond eyes and both of their skintones.
And meet Ficus Flora. He looks just like his brother, except somehow he ended up with a darker skintone then BOTH his parents! My first thought was BZUH? I ended up going into SimPE and it turns out that Jack carried that skintone as a recessive skin or whatever. Maybe it was his "dad's" skintone. Anyway. They're both ADORABLE babies.
(And if you haven't figured it out, all the names in this Legacy will be themed. They will all be "Flora", i.e. plants, flowers, trees, etc. Even veggies because I like the name Greenbean.)
Added on a nursury. Blue, of course!
Bluebell: What is this thing?
Me: Its... your baby?
Bluebell: My WHAT? *looks down* OMG THERE'S ANOTHER ONE!
Greenbean: Ah yes, its so nice to feel welcome.
At least Jack knows what he's doing.
Jack: This goes here, right?
Me: Yeah...
Well, sort of.
Bluebell: Ooh! I get it! It's a BABY.
Bluebell: It's weird looking. I'm just going to put it here and ignore it. It'll be fine, right?
Bluebell: Hey Blair, I'm all sexified and thin again! Want to come over and hang out?
Blair is the bartender, by the way.
Jack conveniently (and obliviously) leaves for work.
Blair: Hey Bluebell, is this yours?
Bluebell: *from other room* NO! Just... ignore it!
Blair: Oh. OK!
So I gave Blair a quick makeover and it turns out that Blair is a brunette (yay for bad-ish hair binning). Anyway, I gave him the same hair, but in an actual brown shade.
Bluebell: Blair, you look SEXY!
Blair: Baby, your blue hair is HAWT!
Bluebell: Thanks! It's not a hat, you know!
Blair: "It's" as long as a VIOLIN, you know!
Bluebell: OMG, that's so hot. *crushes*
Blair: She believed me! That's so hot. *crushes back*
Finding out the bartender has a tight arse = LOVE.
Way to go, Jack!
Bluebell: OMG, it's my live-in lover and baby daddy! Quick, act casual.
Blair: Errr. So then I told her, lady you've had enough to drink already and-
Jack: Hey there Bluebell. Hey there attractive bartender guy. *is oblivious*
Bluebell: Hey! You promised me diamonds, mister!
Bluebell: Well, where are they?
Jack: OH! Well, ummm.. *tries to sidle away*
Jack: I don't remember promising you diamonds!
Bluebell: Oh yes you did. And you'd better get them for me, or I'll hit you with a spatula!
Bluebell: It's green! That means I feed it, right?
Jack: *sigh* I know what to do. *takes baby to change it* GOD WHY DID I PROCREATE WITH THAT IDIOT??? -500.
Turns out I forgot to check Jack's inventory when he moved in. He had like $5,220 worth of stuff in there. Sweet.
OMG WHAT HAPPENED TO BLUEBELL! SHE'S BEING EATEN BY THE CABINET!
Oh no wait, she's just dancing.
Bluebell: Yeah that's right. I'm so awesome I can dance through solid objects.
Bluebell: SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE, BABY!
Bluebell: Come on, punch me.
Jack: *sigh* Alright.
Jack: *punches*
Bluebell: Bah! You suck. Look, I'll show you how it's done.
Bluebell: *punches*
Jack: OWWW! That hurt!
Bluebell: WUSS!
Bluebell: Haha, I ROCK!
Jack: I HAVE TO PEEEEEEE.
Bluebell: What a freaking loser.
Bluebell: Oh geez, make it STOP! *goes to put it away*
Bluebell: Oh no, not the other one too! GAH!
At least Jack is a good parent.
Annnnnd it's birthday time!
Greenbean! Awww, he's the cutest thing ever. *pinches cheeks*
And Ficus! He's cute too, but I think Greenbean is cuter.
Jack: Hey attractive bartender who is coming over just as I'm leaving.
Bluebell: I need your sperm now. Kthnx.
Blair: You're so sexy when you boss me around. I love you.
Bluebell: Must. Make. Babies.
Woohoo!
Seriously, this is like MINUTES later.
Bluebell: Oh, fuck.
LOL, most hysterical thing ever.
Jack: Bye bye, attractive bartender who came over just when I left and is now conveniently leaving right when I get home.
Blair: Bye, husband of the woman I just fu- I mean, bye Jack.
Jack: Whew baby, you look so hot standing around in your undies right after the Bartender leaves.
I love his obliviousness.
So Bluebell put a toaster pastry in the oven...
And then went to sleep.
That can't be good.
Yep. First fire of the legacy!
Jack: OMG A FIRE STARTED WHILE I WAS SITTING HERE AT THE TABLE IGNORING THE SMELL OF BURNING FOOD! -2000.
Jack: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I love that picture.
And now: JACK HAS A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN
Jack: They're coming to take me away, haha, they're coming to take me away!
Doctor: You are getting beeeeeetter. Very much beeeeetter.
Jack: Oh, ok. *is better*
Bluebell: Oh crap, where did they come from
Bluebell: What do they WANT?
Me: Your attention. You ARE their mother.
Bluebell: Errr... nice baby?
Bluebell: Oh Crap! Not the OTHER one too!
Yes, I'm sure that's sanitary.
Ficus is making a run for it! Personally, I think he has the right idea.
Jack: OMG, I never knew you were supposed to WATCH the food while you cook it.
Bluebell: Idiot.
Yeah, like you should talk, Bluebell.
The athletic career was FINALLY in the paper, so Bluebell now has a job. Since it was Jack's LTW too, I made him take it as well.
First Ficus tries to run away and now Greenbean is trying to drown himself!
(Or not.)
Jack: Ugh, this thing is in my way! Make it move...
Poor neglected children having to play in puddles.
OMG, is that Jack actually putting the babies in their cribs ON HIS OWN?
Bluebell: Ugh, he is such a FREAK.
Turns out Jack isn't so bad.
Aaaand, FIRST PIZIZZLEPOP!
Let's just hope Jack doesn't realize he and Bluebell haven't woohoo-ed and the baby isn't his!
Of course, she pops right before the carpool comes-
Bluebell: I totally planned that.
Yeah, whatever. And so Jack gets to go to work alone! His outfit looks a bit big for that car, though. Hmmm...
Don't you just love Bluebell's Wants and Fears. All sex and no commitment. I love her.
Bluebell: It's SCREECHING! Go see what's wrong with it!
Me: *scrolls over* There's nothing wrong! It's just crying because it wants to get up.
Bluebell: *hands over ears* MAKE IT STOP!!!
Awwww! *wibbles* How freaking adorable.
She came and got Ficus instead!
Bluebell: Haha! Take that, Greenbean thingie.
Bluebell: Woooooo. Whoooooooooooo.
Ficus: AHHHH! *giggles*
OMG, look at her relationships to her kids! Ficus has an 86 and Greenbean only has a 4.
Me: Playing favorites much?
Bluebell: No...
Me: Really?
Bluebell: *sigh* OK! I like this one better. It doesn't screech!
Saddest picture ever. That is all.
Seriously, she kept playing with him OVER and OVER for hours.
Ficus: *kicks at belly* Must... eliminate... competition!
She goes to sleep and even DREAMS about Ficus. Yeah. She's definitely playing favorites.
Way to go, Jack. You can stop wearing that ridiculous outfit.
And right after getting home...
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He promptly fell down asleep on the ground. (and stayed there the whole night!)
Second pizizzlepop!
Alright, we're taking favoritism to a whole new level here. Stalker level, I'd say. Looking creepy there, Ficus.
She even feeds him! WTF. I am so confused.
Uh oh's! Labor time.
Bluebell: OH GAWD IT HURRRRRRTS! DID I GET PREGNANT FROM SLEEPING WITH BLAIR?!?!
Me: *rolls eyes* Delayed reaction much? You've been pregnant for DAYS.
Bluebell: Oh THE PAIN I WILL KEEL YOU!!!!
She didn't kill me. And it's a girl. Meet Daisy Flora, with her dad (Blair's) skintone, and her mom's eyes and hair. She looks like Ficus did as a kid.
And that's it for the next update of the Flora Legacy! Stay tuned and feel free to FRIEND this journal to keep an eye out for updates.
Oh yeah, and a question for you all to answer:
Should Bluebell have more children? Yes or No? How many? Should the Daddy be: Jack? Blair? Or someone new? Let me know what you think!