The Flora Legacy: 5.1
80+ IMAGES. ADULT LANGUAGE AND SITUATIONS.
LAST TIME on the Flora Legacy: Things happened. Just kidding! Uh, Datura was cute and she met Cornrows. Snapdragon was gay and he met a cute blond teen. Greenbean died, and it was said and we shall all miss his "pip pip" personality. And then Sprout turned into an Elder and Datura and Snap became Adults. Oh, and Datura was heir!
Datura: Goodbye brother who I hate and who isn't heir! Have fun in your boring life!
Snap: Yeah whatever- wait! What, I have to leave? But hey! Wait- you're joking right?
Snap: Ok seriously, though, you're joking, right? Please don't make me go! I like it here! Wait- Hey- Stop making me close the door! Why is the car driving away! NOOOooooooooo
I had Datura call Cornrows over and aged him up. While she seemed very happy at his change-
-I dunno, he was alright. But he just didn't have that special something.
Cornrows: Hey! I heard that and I'll have you know that I think I happen to have a very special qual-
shofleesims: *makes Datura send you away* Bye bye!
Besides, I had someone else in mind...
Datura headed downtown to find said someone. She looks very excited to be at Rodney's Hideout!
Datura: MMMMMMMMEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNN!
She's not even stopped running and she's already checking out the crowd. Wait- who is that familiar looking bartender?
It's BLAIR! He was Bluebell's "just in case" and the father of Daisy! (Gen 2 Spare and younger sister of Greenbean). Still looking hot, Blair! :D
Datura scopes the room and makes her pick.
Datura: Ooh, HIM!
shoefleesims: Seriously? Oh come on, Datura, everyone uses him!
Datura takes a seat at the bar to grab a drink. Blair tries to cop a feel, but Datura's a bit distracted...
And just who are you checking out?
I sincerely hope its snake-skin jacket and not that creepy driver guy. Anyway, the person we were looking for wasn't at Rodney's so Datura went home. And WHO should walk by when she gets home, but...
F'NOR! It's F'NOR KNIGHT! Kindly donated to the Flora Legacy by simsforaranya, F'nor was the co-heir of Generation Four of the Knight Legacy! Squee! I love you F'nor!
Oh... and if you're a fan of the Knight Legacy, you might notice that F'nor has purple eyes, which he didn't have originally. I really wanted purple eyes, and simsforaranya said it was ok!
Boy likes girl. Girl likes boy. And so it begins.
Datura: Hey there sexy. My eggs are in need of some spermination! You up for it?
F'nor: Hmmm... would this involve woohoo?
Datura: Well yeah, of course!
F'nor: Hmmm, let me think about this...
F'nor: Wait. I'm a Romance Sim! If this involves woohoo, I am SO in!
Datura: Awesome!
Later that day, after F'nor had left, Datura finds herself a job in politics.
And then, since Datura is heir and she's so bright and colorful, we redecorated!
Here is her master suite bedroom.
Here is the funky blue living room.
And here is the kitchen! I couldn't get a good picture of the dining room, because of the angles, but its all purple.
Datura: Hey, so F'nor... remember what I said about my eggs?
F'nor: I am on my way!!!
F'nor: *double sploops hearts*
EVERY time F'nor checks out Datura, he DOUBLE sploops like that. I think its a sign. And they only have 2 bolts!
Datura: Isn't my pink dress FABulous?
Yeah, Datura really knows how to get her man.
F'nor: Your pink dress is so beautiful, I think I have a crush on you now! *sploops hearts*
Datura: You like my dress? I think I have a crush on you now! *sploops hearts*
A LESSON IN F'NOR'S BOUNDERIES.
Slow dancing far apart? Alright.
Slow dancing closer together? Still alright.
Reaching for an ass grab?
Not cool, but he won't freak over it.
Going in for a kiss? SO NOT COOL BABE!
EVEN IF YOU HAVE THE WANT FOR IT.
Romantic kisses while NOT dancing only seconds later? Oh, well that's perfectly acceptable!
shoefleesims: Make up your mind!
F'nor: I like your boobies.
Datura: *thinks* Ah hah! Now that I've captivated him with my bazongas, it's time to reel him in with Great-Grandma's steps to catching a man!
Step One: Find out if he has a good job.
Step Two: Find out how much he's worth. If he's rich, GO FOR IT!
Step Three: Ask him to- Hey. Wait. That's not Step Three! How did you two get in there?
Datura: Your eyes are like glorious chips of amethyst! *kisses*
F'nor: AMETHYST? *sploops hearts*
Apparently making out on the bed = a great date! *sings* The more you know...
F'nor: *sticks his tongue in Datura's mouth*
Datura: *falls in love*
Just because the date is over, doesn't mean they're done yet!
Datura You do remember what I said about my eggs, right?
F'nor: Oh hellz yes! *dives right in*
I just really love that shot.
Datura: Some people smoke cigarettes after woohoo. I like to prune the shrubs in my underwear!
F'nor: Hey babe, thanks for the woohoo, see ya later!
Just the very next morning... Datura is SPERMINATED!
Datura: *in between barfs* Whoa. That man must have superhero sperm!
She's got to try and get at least one day of work in before she starts popping out babies, right?
Datura: *snickers to self* Haha! Get him moved in, with all his money, and THEN I'll tell him I'm knocked up.
Hey, she isn't dumb! And poor F'nor doesn't know what hit him.
He actually rolled the want to propose, and who am I to say know?
F'nor: Baby. You are my crazy pink-heired soul-mate. Marry me!
Datura: OMG SQUEE SPARKLY DIAMOND!!!
Datura: *goggles ring*
F'nor: Er, does that mean yes?
Datura: Oh. YES! *jumps and hugs* Thank you thank you thank you!
Wanting to get the deed down before she pops, Datura and I quickly arrange an indoor wedding in her old bedroom!
In attendance are: Sprout, the inappropriately dressed Daisy (gen 2 spare), Ficus (gen 2 spare), Fen (gen 4, Juniper's daughter)...
The inappropriately dressed Juniper (gen 3 spare) and Snap!
Awww, how romantic!
F'nor: I take you, Datura Flora to be my wi-
Datura: *feels stomach rumbling* Yeah yeah, you do, I do, let's go!
Or... not? :D
Cake in the purple room!
And later, everybody grooves! What's a wedding without some smustle?
Juniper: Shake my groove thing, shake my groove thing, yeah yeah. Show 'em how I do it now!
Fern: Ah hahaha! Ahaa! My mom is SUCH a loser?
For some reason, Fern HATES her mother. I THINK it's leftover from when Juniper kicked out Fern's father. Whatever the cause, they were poking and slapping each other all night, even though I somehow didn't get pictures.
Juniper: DID YOU JUST CALL ME A LOSER? *launches herself at her daughter*
Ficus: WOOO, CHICK FIGHT!
Sprout: MAYBE THEY'LL LOSE THEIR DRESSES!
Daisy: EW, SERIOUSLY! WE'RE ALL RELATED!!!
I agree with Daisy.
Oh well, that's nice. You know, with the fighting and all, it's good to know we can still have a good party!
Juniper: And take THAT, rude daughter of mine.
Ficus: BOOO! Why do you still have your clothes on?
Daisy: *is about to turn around and slap some sense into her brother*
Datura and F'nor are oblivious, however, because they're already in the limo heading to their honeymoon!
Later that night...
Datura: *POP!*
Sprout: Oh I'm going to be a GRAND-DADDY! How brilliant!
F'nor: Wait... what do you mean by that?
Datura and F'nor take the gen four heir portrait!
And it joins the others on the wall (I'm running out of room!)
When the photobooth is a'rockin', don't come a'knockin'!
Datura: Oh, baby, you're so hot right after we have woohoo!
F'nor: Oh baby, even this WALL looks hot near you after we have woohoo!
shoefleesims: Wait, WHAT?
This is just a really pretty picture.
F'nor's stats! I kept them exactly the same as in the Knight Legacy, except for his LTW and turn-ons of course.
Anyway, here is A FEW HOURS IN THE LIFE OF F'NOR. First he watches tv.
He shows off his wonderful table manners.
Then he reads a romance novel while staring surreptitiously at his sleeping wife.
F'nor: Maybe if I lay in bed next to her, she'll wake up and we can woohoo again!
shoefleesims: I don't know, F'nor, I mean she is preg-
shoefleesims: Holy crap it worked!
F'nor: Bow chicka wow wow.
F'nor: Hey baby. Want me to rock your world.
Datura: Hmmm... OK!
shoefleesims: Bow chicka wow wow!
Seeking some motherly advice, Datura invites over her mom, Tristen!
Tristen: Is that a baby in your belly? Or are you just getting fat, Datura?
Datura: No, Mom, I'm pregnant. And I was wondering if you had any advice for me on how to raise a child.
Tristen: Damned if I know. I spent most of my time checking out your hot grandfather!
Datura: Mom, EW!
Sprout: Dear diary- OMG MY GRAND DAUGHTER IS WATCHING AND SHE MIGHT SEE MY DEEPEST SECRETS LIKE ABOUT HOW I SECRETLY GET OFF ON CLEANING-
Datura: Dad. I can hear you. You're taking out loud!
Sprout: Oh CRAP!
PIZZLE POP! AND YAY PINK DUST!!!
And now: A FEW HOURS IN THE LIFE OF SPROUT!
He wakes up.
Sprout: YES! I get to make my bed!
Sprout: *sing* IIII wanna clean and clean all niiight and clean every day, yeah!
He takes up nearly an hour in the bathroom and reads the newspaper.
And then he lays on the bed and dreams about Sims he's never met. Yes, it is a VERY exciting life. And by exciting, I mean dull!
However, Sprout's plodding day is soon interrupted by.. LABOR!
Datura: OWWWWWWIIIIIEEEE OOOOOWWWW!
Sprout: WOOOOO BABY!
F'nor: What the heck is goi- BABY! AHHH!
Meet Mandrake Flora. He's a little boy, with a skintone between his Mom and Dad (S3), and his dad's purple eyes and black hair.
We end this update with F'nor being some strange sort of bi-polar romance sim!
F'nor: It looks like me! WOOOO BABY!
And that's it for this update of the Flora Legacy! I have updated the family tree for this update.
I know I'm due for a Libellus update next... but I'm just not sure if its going to happen. I just can't get as into the Libellus' as I am with the Flora's and playing them has almost become a bit of a chore. I don't know... I'll see. Anyway, let me know what you thought of this update and I should have more coming soon!