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[shockinglycool]

Excuse me! If anyone has seen a cow - a normal cow, I mean - named Takoyaki, and a chicken - again, a normal chicken, who I've been thinking I'll call Ikayaki, anyway, if anyone has seen them, please tell me! I don't really know where to look, and I'm very anxious the dogs might eat them

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[cheatingbelief]

...Do you even speak Japanese?

[shockinglycool]

Yes?

[cheatingbelief]

What's with the names, then?

[shockinglycool]

First, I like both. Second, they're names like a set - they go together well, you see? Third, I don't know what you usually name cows and chickens.

[prodigal_axe]

Quit trusting people so much.

Wait, wait. How'd you get animals like that? Did I miss something?

[shockinglycool]

Why shouldn't I trust them?

And I asked the scientists, remember? And a nice lady, she said, one of each would be okay. But not exactly where to find them or when they'd arrive, so I thought I should make a bulletin for it, so when they do arrive, people are prepared!

[prodigal_axe]

I'm not the kinda person to go on for hours. So I won't answer that.

Was it Ace? Er, nice lady, eh.. most of them aren't that bad. Watch out though. That's an unpopular as shit opinion around here.

Here's where the 'trusting' part is a bitch. What if someone else looks for and takes 'em?

[shockinglycool]

Why would they do that?

Furthermore, even if they did, it'd be easy to find out, and it's not like they're really mine. I mean, I want to take care of them, and I hope no one kills them because that would be a waste of eggs and milk, but they don't belong to me. If someone else wants to help take care of them, that's fine.

{Voice, Japanese}

[shimbo_hiromu]

OH MY GOD THEY ACTUALLY GAVE THEM TO YOU?! WHAT THE FUUUUUCK?!?!?!

A-are you kidding me... HEY, SCIENTISTS!! I WANT DIRECTIONS FROM HERE TO MY APARTMENT!! OR AT LEAST GIVE ME SOME INTERNET!

Sh-shit.. this is so not even fair.. I don't even have a place to stay and you're finding homes for farm animals!
*grumble grumble..*

{Voice, Japanese}

[shockinglycool]

Hey, hey, calm down, okay?

If you need a place to stay, I think Latimir still has plenty of extra rooms, too.

{Voice, Japanese}

[shimbo_hiromu]

L-Latimir? Wh-where is that.. I need a bed.. Or a place where I can actually sleep without leaving Sumomo to blow her whistle when she hears something..

Sumomo is always listening, master, don't you worry!

Yeah, and Sumomo is always blowing her whistle when the wind blows a can down the street, sweety..

{Voice, Japanese}

[shockinglycool]

You don't know at all? It's... if you go up "Lander Boulevard," you'll see Latimir street. You really should hurry and go to the safe areas, if you're not already there!

[dreamermoa]

Oooh, you really got them, Sorata? Awesome!

[shockinglycool]

Yes!

Well, at least, if I ever find them. But I'm sure!

homgs can one of mine find one

[dreamermoa]

Oh, they're lost?!

obv of course

[shockinglycool]

More like, they've yet to be found in the first place!

I was told I'd "get" them and it'd be "clear" when I did, but to be honest, I don't know at all. So far, I don't know where they are at all. Or if they're "here" yet.

[skybound_love]

...Wait a minute. You named them after cultural dishes?

[shockinglycool]

Well, I'm very proud of my heritage.

[skybound_love]

Come now, that's a not a creative name for a pet!

[shockinglycool]

But they're livestock, not pets.