what an awesome week...well save a my car getting broke into and a few things being stolen, but it was worth it...we went to the zoo...and saw...the panda! THE panda, after waiting in a long ass line, but he was cool, almost as cute as the koala bears, tryin to get me one of those...keep him in ashley's pocket...and the rhinos, and the ephelumps... ( Read more... )

Timmy: Hey, whats up ( Read more... )

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY ( Read more... )

okay, so this has been a long time coming...i've been saving up and now i've done forgotten what i need to say...but what i DO know is that Mentos are, in fact, teh freshmaker...yesterday i popped one in my mouth and turned into a sassy little black girl talking smack to everyone...yes, i was made fresh...i put some in my drawers and my laundry is ( Read more... )

so if you are what you eat then ( Read more... )

So i learned a new joke last night...stop me if you've heard it ( Read more... )

well i was gonna write about a real gay exchange of "you smell likes" full of old cordova references and the such (sorry erik murray) but then she had the audacity to go and say this ( Read more... )

what the hell was book-its problem? some of us just want to finish our homework and go play soccer in the backyard afterschool!! *shakes fist really hard* but noooooo, you have to read a book because you need a stupid little star to put on your stupid little pin so you can get a stupid little pan pizza...GAY...everyone else walked around with ( Read more... )

so today i finally have something to update about...we got a new fridge!! thats right, and it works too...now i can keep milk in there and eat cereal for breakfast, lunch, and dinner...but thats not the best part...teh best part is i wrote a song about it, true story ( Read more... )

so i have this girlfriend thing and one day she mentioned how i haven't posted about her and today it was like ash > syrup coated sugar...true story...so i was like wow, i might need her for something like happiness or whatever...so yea, Ash = fuzzy feelings Fin.