Reindeer No. 2
(sung to the tune of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer")
Patrick the Second Doctor
Had some giant shoes to fill.
He wasn’t sure he’d fit in.
Everybody loved old Bill.
He chose a new persona.
He’d be different by far.
He was the cosmic hobo,
Playing music ‘mongst the stars.
Sometimes silly, sometimes mad,
Always quick and keen,
Did the things he knew were right,
First response was never might.
He set the standard for the
Doctors that would follow on.
But the Time Lords damned him
And soon number two was gone.
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