So some guy emails me to tell me to call him. I do this hesitantly, wondering if I am about to get scammed in some new and exciting way. It turns out that this guy has just set up Verizon DSL and was told that he already had an account and that his username was "shiveringjenny." So he logs on to this account, which has my name, contact, and billing ( Read more... )

I just got rid of 200 friends on facebook.

But I should probably pull the trigger on another 60, given that my IRL friends consist of the following:
Actual friends
Jim
People that I occasionally call friends even though I spend ~30 seconds in their presence every month or so
Greg
Gabe
Jay
People who were once friends and that I still like enough ( Read more... )

It is my lifetime aspiration to have "The" written under my name for amazon.com reviews. When this happens, I will know without a doubt that I have finally made it.

Comcast, I've hated you from the moment we first met.
I am so happy to be leaving you.

xoxo,
jlf

I think I would actually pay more than the price of Dr. Horrible on iTunes to remove the songs that are constantly playing in my head.
Damn you, Jim.

I wish there were another site like Jezebel but without the gross whores and drug-users who write there. I think Slut Machine is disgusting and Moe is pathetic.

Stupid questions answered by idiots.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvJk86B2ZHVros6ipJVLR3l76xR.;_ylv=3?qid=20080629181309AAZo5kF

OkCupid has a new test that was really fun. You should take it.

http://www.okcupid.com/iq-adventure-test?score=144546710