*hears a -ping!- and a small box appears behind him - the label reads: "Dionysus' Best: Good for one dose, guaranteed to remove and reverse madness, also whitens your whites and is suitable for low-carb diet. Warning: May cause nausea, vomiting, loss of dignity, children born with the head of a Golden Retriever, etc. etc. etc."*
S'about time. Now Shiva-dear...I've got something here that I'd like you to try. *gets a bucket ready and holds up the bottle*
*holds the bucket - would like to try and confort her, or hold her hair, or something but knows that touching Shiva is a VeryBadIdeadtm - and so settles on whispering words of encouragement*
Kind-Lady? Sweet-Lady? How can I help you?
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{{available on MP3 - if you like, although my version doesn't have lyre accompaniment}}
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S'about time. Now Shiva-dear...I've got something here that I'd like you to try. *gets a bucket ready and holds up the bottle*
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Oh. Is it good?
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You should try it, and drink it all at once.
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Thank you!
*drains the entire bottle at once and smiles*
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*watches her hands*
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... Help...
He's... Richard.
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