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[shit_stings]

School's out, school's out,
Teacher let the monkeys out.
One went east, one went west,
One went up the teacher's dress.Whatever. I had this kid I went to grade school that sang like song like it was a fuckin' radio single. I clocked him when I got sick of it. He told his mom and she told my mom and my momma told her that she was raising her boy to

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[passionforshoes]

I like your mother.

[shit_stings]

Good lady, my momma.

[passionforshoes]

She had sense enough to neither raise a pussy or name her son like a girl. But I bet she didn't know she raised one of those boys who probably snuck peeks up the girls' skirts.

[shit_stings]

That's typical boy practice though, ain't it?

[fullferricelric]

[shit_stings]

What?

[fullferricelric]

Just haven't met a pervert as old as you before.

[shit_stings]

Gee, smartass. Thanks. You let me know when you grow outta sexual attraction, and we'll set the fuckin' standard at that.

[venomouselle]

That's a fucking stupid song.

[shit_stings]

Why I clocked him.

[venomouselle]

Sounds like have smarts, mister.

Say, could you do me a favor?

[shit_stings]

Depends.