So yeah, I have a problem

[shishibutt]

What should I give Choutarou for his birthday?

Give me suggestions. Ones that aren't lame.

Edit: His birthday is Febuary 14th, by the way. But I'm not giving him chocolates because that would be lame and cliche, not to mention gay.

Comments

[dee_um_ee_um_el]

how about a three-legged stool? it's definitely not lame. it's got an extra leg.

[shishibutt]

...What the hell?

[dee_um_ee_um_el]

close but not the right word.

[shishibutt]

What the FUCK, then!

[bananas_an]

He likes music, right? Something that has to do with that? Sheet music or something or maybe take him to a concert?

[shishibutt]

Yeah, but he already has so much music stuff already and I don't know what he needs! Or what he'd want to see!

[bananas_an]

You could ask his mom? Or, hmmmm, maybe your coach? Isn't he also a music teacher?

Do you have a mutual friend who can sound him out without giving you away? I gave Akira concert tickets on his birthday even though the concert wasn't for a couple weeks. It was for a sold-out concert, so it was fun to surprise him.

Hmmmm, maybe Atobe could help. You know, put his "insight" to good use and all.

[shishibutt]

No way in hell am I asking Atobe. He'd just pick on me. And Sakaki is scary. I guess I could ask his parents, but it'd be hard to talk to them without Choutarou catching on.

[d4n3b4g3l]

What if he likes chocolates, dane.

[shishibutt]

I'm not giving him chocolate.

[wakazawa]

Tennis stuff is what I give to everyone I can't think of something to give to.

[shishibutt]

But I SHOULD be able to think of something to give him! Choutarou's my best friend!

[wakazawa]

And yet you don't. Some best friend.

[shishibutt]

I know! I'm such a failure!

[ii_neta]

Someone's a procrastinator!

[shishibutt]

I was trying to decide on a good gift on my own! Choutarou's going to hate me now!

[ii_neta]

Why don't you take him out for beef casserole?

As friends, of course.

[shishibutt]

Already taking him out. I need more of a gift than that.