Why dickgirls must die

[princessawesome]

Yuri is supposed to be about lesbians. Two women getting it on, female empowerment. When people write dickgirls, they fuck up the whole experience. It shows they're insecure, scared little fucktards who never broke free of the penis's oppressive hold over them. They're still clinging to Mommy and Daddy's assertion that penises go into vaginas and

Comments

[threesomesftw]

Yes, and birds go tweet.

[chaos_r]

Best. Answer. EVER

[alvanista]

It shows they're insecure, scared little fucktards who never broke free of the penis's oppressive hold over them.

What about men who write those, hmmmm?

[princessawesome]

Men who write that are the oppressive fucktards who want us to believe there's no way a woman can have satisfying sex without a penis involved! It's their fault so many women in America are raped every year!

[anonymous]

I must say I agree entirely with your point. There is absolutely no conceivable way in which a sex scene featuring at least one 'dickgirl' can be said to be a lesbian sex scene. The presence of a 'real' phallus, rather than the more acceptable presence of fake phalluses such dildos or vibrators, utterly negates the entire sapphic aspect of the scene.

After all, as everybody is, I think, well aware, a person's gender is entirely defined by whatever is dangling (or not dangling, as the case may be) between their legs. No other consideration could possibly apply.

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Oh, wait. It's not.

-- The Anonymous FE Wanker

[lolgaypuppies]

[princessawesome]

Your use of macros only proves your immaturity. Get off my internet, fucktard.

[princessawesome]

Then the author's the biggest fucktard that ever lived.