Comments | shipwar: I wrote another fanfic!

teh_joker in shipwar

I wrote another fanfic!

Jun 30, 2007 20:56

This one's Nakago/Tomo from Fushigi Yuugi, they're soooo pretty together! *stabs Soi in the throat*

( True love conquers all! )

fushigi yuugi, how about this?, yuri is teh evol, i love a fictional character, i hate myself, anti-ship, what do you want little girl, boys do everything better, im rite ur rong, listen up u hores, assbabies, but why? but but but?, i h8 u all, i want a red rider bb gun, i need nappy time, i'm on my meds i promise, plea for shinies, gay, where is your god now, are you going to shut up?, cry because of you, attention whore, are we there yet?, buttsex, omfg, are you stupid?, cry me a river, can't keep it in the pants, otp, barn yard fun, het is ewww, crying at night, logic has no place here, the path to salvation, sit on my lap little boy, i hate my vagina, air head, but why is the rum gone, tifa is a whore, craptastic, i hate all, cutting my wrists, crying in my pillow, i return like firy thing from the ashes, true love, well who pissed in your cheerios?, teh gay, what huh? i don't speak stupid, whine bitch moan, but what are your thoughts on yaoi?

Comments 107

sarajayechan July 1 2007, 01:00:40 UTC

...Ow. D: There's so many things wrong with that I can't even begin to go into it. Just...ow. D:

teh_joker July 1 2007, 01:13:18 UTC

Homphobe!!!!

sarajayechan July 1 2007, 05:49:04 UTC

Um, no. See, if, like, a competent author wrote the pairing and kept them IC and didn't resort to random female-killing, I'd be all over it cause Nakago/Tomo is hot. Last time I checked liking one's pairings IC and written well wasn't homophobic.

Also, I find it fucking hilarious how you called Soi's body disgusting and then described Tomo as having a "girlish-like" and "almost feminine" form.

threesomesftw July 1 2007, 01:03:10 UTC

"Come in!" Nakago said eagerly, glad Soi had suggested inviting Tomo for a threesome that night. He only hoped this time Tomo remembered the lube.

Fixed.

teh_joker July 1 2007, 01:14:25 UTC

No!! Soi died cause she's a whore and gets in the way of the kawaii bishounen making love to each other!!!!!

ladysmutmonger July 1 2007, 16:05:24 UTC

Joe-chan, you're so awesome! ♥

lolgaypuppies July 1 2007, 01:04:02 UTC

EWWWWWW *gags* SOI SHOULD BE OFF DOING NURIKO ANYWAY IT'S WAY HOTTER!!!!

teh_joker July 1 2007, 01:14:55 UTC

NURIKO BELONGS TO HOTOHORI AND TASUKI, YOU BITCH!!!!

icegoddessqueen July 1 2007, 01:04:52 UTC

*shrieks in horror and collapses into a faint on the chaise lounge*

teh_joker July 1 2007, 01:15:10 UTC

*has the vapors over the icky het icon*

mayxdecemberotp July 1 2007, 01:06:14 UTC

Ewww. D: "Manflower"? This is why I used to avoid smut like the plague. At least you didn't pointlessly kill Yui off along with poor Soi.

teh_joker July 1 2007, 01:15:55 UTC

EWWWW *stabs Yui* NAKAGO IS TOMO'S TRUE LOVE NOT YOURS YOU BITCH!!!