Football - The Main Reason Why Clemens Fritz Could Not Get A Girlfriend

[shiorikazen]

I bring Fritz-fic, because today is his birthday. ^_^

Title: The Main Reason Why Clemens Fritz Could Not Get A Girlfriend
Rating: G
Characters: Clemens Fritz, Per Mertesacker, Miroslav Klose, Torsten Frings
Disclaimer: Thankfully, I don’t own them, so this story is complete fiction.
Summary: Clemens Fritz wonders why he can’t get a girlfriend. His ever

Comments

[shiorikazen]

It's not my birthday, it was Fritz's, and you're welcome. XD

[shiorikazen]

XD *much love for your Fritz icons*

May I ask you something? This comment to my fic is in German. I know you speak German, so do you mind translating it for me?

[karlie_dakota]

Süß! Und irgendwo ja auch komplett wahr. Clemens ist zu schön! ^^

[shiorikazen]

I don't understand German, but burningliz helped to translate your comment for me, so I understand it now. ^__^

Thanks for your review! *hearts*

[jay_ay90]

Oh, Fritz. Always the blur one. XD

Although the corners of Per’s mouth were twitching slightly in what looked suspiciously like a smirk.

Per, smirking? Oh, teh horror! He always seemed like the good boy to me! XD

[shiorikazen]

*thinks of her Bat!Fritz*

Per? He has hidden depths.

Most of the lines are from a convo spicy and I had... I took the 'how can Fritz be so pretty' side and she took the 'and this is why Fritz is so pretty' side. XD

[spicyasparagus]

He always makes games entertaining, in one way or another. XD

...good boy!Per? Might have his other side, like shiorikazen mentioned. Middle children usually have a dash of attitude as a 'method of defense'. Or stuff like that. You probably know better. Per 'ist liebe', anyway. XD

Back then, I think shiorikazen couldn't yet understand how guys could be described as pretty. But after a certain Clemens Fritz came into the picture, it was understandable, right? XD

[shiorikazen]

I UNDERSTAND 'ist liebe'!!! Yay for musical terms!

You should've replied to JA's original comment, since she won't get the notification for this.

I still stand by the Fritz in this fic. I still don't understand how guys can be called pretty. And I remember you called Kranjcar beautiful. *snicker*

[spicyasparagus]

Ah, the woes of being pretty. A good read. =]

Poor Fritz. And I forgot his birthday until you told me, despite remembering it a week or so ago. >< XD

And that is why I love Bremen. X3

[shiorikazen]

The woes of being spitzy, you mean.

I remembered Lahm's birthday ever since my own birthday, and forgot ALL about it on the actual day, all the way till SPM was over.

And this is why I love both Bremen and Bayern. They give me crack inspiration

[txorakeriak]

Aww, poor Fritzi. XD
I love how original this is! Well-written, too! You write awesome dialogues. It's particularly awesome how eager everyone is to help him. XD

[shiorikazen]

*hugs you* Do you know that your comments always make my day?

The dialogue was inspired by a conversation I had with spicyasparagus. I asked her how could a guy (Fritz) be so pretty, and she explained why. XD So credit goes to her too.

Teams must help each other out, even when it comes to matters like pretty-ness. XD!!!

Not too sure if you'll understand this, but I made a crack-y, insane post about Fritz here. Feel free to ignore. XD

[txorakeriak]

Whatwhat? They do? O_O Well, then I'm glad! (And very flattered! *blushes*)

It's a very good explanation, definitely. :D

Hee, will check out the post immediately!