Ow. I'm a Fucking Idiot

[shiny_glor_chan]

So. I ran into a wall, walking down a hallway I walk with my eyes closed, all the fucking time. Corner, meet my left eyebrow. Motherfuck. Corner: 1, Gloria: 0. I probably deserve negative points for this dumbassery. *sulks with her ice back on her forehead*

Comments

[subtlefire]

Perhaps you should have some fish sticks and custard to feel better?

[shiny_glor_chan]

Ugh, that sounds terrible. I love my Doctor dearly, but he has no sense of taste. >>;;

[subtlefire]

Fezzes are cool! ;)

[shiny_glor_chan]

They are! I totally dig his fashion tastes, just not his taste buds. XD

[dannydamned]

I feel you, if I had a fucking nickel everytime I've run into a wall......now that I think of it I'm kind of a dumbass;)

[shiny_glor_chan]

Lol. I still don't get how this happened. >>;;

[recycledfaery]

LOL! I know you're in pain but that was funny.
Negative points... *sniggers*

[shiny_glor_chan]

Pffft, I thought it was kinda funny too, or I wouldn't have shared. XD

MUM! GET OFF LJ, YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME!

[pixie_rings]

Seriously, my mother did almost exactly the same thing a few months ago, when she was still at work. She didn't wait the corridor light to come on and WHAM! she walked right into a corner and had to go to hospital.

I lol'd.

WHEN DID I BECOME A MUM? D: (...though, I feel "Are you my mummy?" fits here? I'm weird. XD)

[shiny_glor_chan]

Oh man. No hospital going here! I just got a little lump. Not even discolored. Thank god, because I think I'm supposed to have my picture taken today. >>;;

APPARENTLY RIGHT NOW.

[pixie_rings]

My mother's a weakling. She gets poked, she bruises. She's blows her nose, she bruises. She nicks herself, OH GOD SHE BLEEDS TO DEATH. DB

That's ok. You could have just covered it with makeup, I guess.

[milleniumrex]

Happy birthdy, Glor! :D

*random post hijacking out of love*

[shiny_glor_chan]

*late comment is late* Thanks, darling. <3

(8/26 would be best for that going away LJ party, just so you know. XD)