DCU Fanfic: The Tale Of The Boy Who Was Forced To Wear Panties
Title: The Tale Of The Boy Who Was Forced To Wear Panties
Fandom: DCU
Character(s): Jason, Babs cameo and mentions of the Scary Bat God Batman
Pairing(s): Jason/Babs
Word Count: 394
Genre: general/humor
Rating: PG-13/T
Notes: Well, porntestpilot asked for story time, and Jason!muse decided there needed to be Jason story time, obviously. Check out the post since I'm not the only one who left a ficlet. XD
Link: Story time!
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Once upon a time there lived a boy who ran around in panties at night time. He didn't want to, of course; who'd want to run around in panties at night time? Crazy people, that's who, but the big scary Bat God commanded it be so, and the poor boy had to wear panties.
He was very not happy about this, and he cursed the scary Bat God, sometimes to his face, but mainly when he was out of earshot because he didn't have a fucking death wish.
Then one winter day, his first winter running around in panties, he said fuck it and put some pants on. Anyone who tried to get him to take them off was called a dirty perv, so they relented. Now, he didn't mind going out in the snow at night, and he threw snowballs at dumbfucks who deserved it.
Sometime between laughter and snowball chucking, he ran face first into the nicest pair of breasts he'd ever seen with the scary Bat God's symbol on them. He made lewd comments which got him a snort. That made him look up, and oh, a nice surprise, that sizable pair of breasts was connected to a body with a pretty face.
A very, very pretty face surrounded by a lot of eye catching red hair. It didn't even bother him that her costume was eerily like the scary Bat God's. They talked for a while until he decided there should be more action and less talking.
It hadn't ended with a slap like he had expected, but when he kissed her, the beautiful Bat with breasts kissed back, and they ended up in some snow, on her cape but with nothing much else on.
After that, the boy who was forced to wear panties that now had pants (that were off but only because he got to fuck a hot girl) was quite happy. ...until they got dressed and the pants were nowhere to be found. He looked to ask the pretty Bat chick, but she had 'em in her hand, grinning.
He frowned as she patted his cheek, saying he had the thighs to pull of the panties, and he can have pants some other day. With that, she leaped off the rooftop, leaving the poor boy alone and pantsless yet again, but at least he'd gotten laid.
Fandom: DCU
Character(s): Jason, Babs cameo and mentions of the Scary Bat God Batman
Pairing(s): Jason/Babs
Word Count: 394
Genre: general/humor
Rating: PG-13/T
Notes: Well, porntestpilot asked for story time, and Jason!muse decided there needed to be Jason story time, obviously. Check out the post since I'm not the only one who left a ficlet. XD
Link: Story time!
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Once upon a time there lived a boy who ran around in panties at night time. He didn't want to, of course; who'd want to run around in panties at night time? Crazy people, that's who, but the big scary Bat God commanded it be so, and the poor boy had to wear panties.
He was very not happy about this, and he cursed the scary Bat God, sometimes to his face, but mainly when he was out of earshot because he didn't have a fucking death wish.
Then one winter day, his first winter running around in panties, he said fuck it and put some pants on. Anyone who tried to get him to take them off was called a dirty perv, so they relented. Now, he didn't mind going out in the snow at night, and he threw snowballs at dumbfucks who deserved it.
Sometime between laughter and snowball chucking, he ran face first into the nicest pair of breasts he'd ever seen with the scary Bat God's symbol on them. He made lewd comments which got him a snort. That made him look up, and oh, a nice surprise, that sizable pair of breasts was connected to a body with a pretty face.
A very, very pretty face surrounded by a lot of eye catching red hair. It didn't even bother him that her costume was eerily like the scary Bat God's. They talked for a while until he decided there should be more action and less talking.
It hadn't ended with a slap like he had expected, but when he kissed her, the beautiful Bat with breasts kissed back, and they ended up in some snow, on her cape but with nothing much else on.
After that, the boy who was forced to wear panties that now had pants (that were off but only because he got to fuck a hot girl) was quite happy. ...until they got dressed and the pants were nowhere to be found. He looked to ask the pretty Bat chick, but she had 'em in her hand, grinning.
He frowned as she patted his cheek, saying he had the thighs to pull of the panties, and he can have pants some other day. With that, she leaped off the rooftop, leaving the poor boy alone and pantsless yet again, but at least he'd gotten laid.