tales from the front lines...of the passive-agressive war

[shinsengumi14]

8:00 PM EDT. The war is raging. I suppose some back story is necessary. It started while I was chilling on my bed listening to music and eating terrible chicken fingers. My iPod was happily playing songs for me, shuffling its little heart out. Suddenly my roommate returns from blowdrying her hair, and decides to take a nap, at fucking 730 on a

Comments

[artisticmuddle]

You need, "This is the Song That Never Ends" on repeat... Seriously.

[serendipity1827]

i wholeheartedly agree.

[took_the_reins]

put on Pluto or Declare Independence by Bjork
or
Flying A Kite or Peach, Plum, Pear, or Sadie by Joanna Newsom,

my roommate pretty much leaves the room when I put those on.

[serendipity1827]

wow. i thought you two were like musical soulmates.

[took_the_reins]

yeah, except when it comes to weird vocals. and female vocals. she hates them. hah.

[serendipity1827]

i'd suggest freezepop, but she's asian, she might enjoy that.

try some heavy metal shit. or just black metal. cradle of filth worked for stasia. throw some screaming, growling norwegians in there, too. if that doesn't work, just punch her.