[Tuesday//Afterschool//January 22nd]

[shinkawa_mai]

*Mai is in the dorm lounge again (why be at home when she could be there!? She's gotta show off her beauty somewhere). She's currently in front of a full body-length mirror striking poses and blowing kisses to herself*

Bang, bang~! ♥

My beauty is like a bullet piercing the hearts of the many~! ♥

Comments

[twosidedfortune]

*la la la just walking around with a plate of food to eat when..oh y halo thar Mai*!

...*plate is dropped and food is spilt all over. However, it is just cookies* M-M-Mai-san? Is that you?

[shinkawa_mai]

*looks in mirror to person behind her. Turns around with a dramatic flair*

Shi-san~! Still pasty as ever, I see~! ♥

[twosidedfortune]

P-pasty?! I-i-i-I'm not pasty....am I? *sad face as she picks up the food, you freak*

[shinkawa_mai]

Well of course you are, Shi-san~! I mean, you get a complexion by going out in the sun, but since you're so ugly, you must stay in a lot, right~? ♥

[garasunoshounen]

...

[shinkawa_mai]

*Continues to do poses--some including spanking herself-- when she sees Kazuki behind her*

Oh no~! Another weirdo~!

[garasunoshounen]

Excuse me?

[shinkawa_mai]

Such angry expression~! P-please, don't touch me~!

*runs to other side of room, behind chair*

I know you can't fight your instinctual urges, but you must~! Even if it means denying your true feelings for me~! ♥

[wordlessworld]

*...staring, considering back away before something happens to his sanity*

[shinkawa_mai]

*continues to pose, going so far as to kiss the mirror. She turns as she feels the gaze on her*

!!

Stop undressing me with your eyes~!

[wordlessworld]

*and this is him making a noise vaguely like a cat being strangled*

WH-WHAT?!

[shinkawa_mai]

*folds arm and backs up as to make herself feel more protected from his wandering eyes*

You heard me, you... you... Horny Pirate~! I know how you must feel~! All alone on that boat of yours, no women around, no beautiful, perfect women like me... And now you see me and you just can't help yourself~!

[rivalled]

G-Geez, even I don't stand in front of the mirror that long.

[shinkawa_mai]

Oh~! You're pretty~! Not nearly as pretty as me, but that's impossible~! Nice to see you trying though~! ♥

[rivalled]

T-Thanks? -doesn't mind not being as pretty as her :>-

[shinkawa_mai]

It's probably the boyish features of yours~! You must have a lot of tes-tos-ter-one~! Tee hee~! ♥

[shinkawa_mai]

*does more poses until she does one that requires he to turn around*

!!

[shinkawa_mai]

I bet there's something up in your pants, you pervert~!