(FIC) Prompt from nyapyyx3
title Ignorance is NOT bliss
author redl_ightdamage
pairing Onew/Minho
genre fail!crack
rating PG
disclaimer I wish -.-
summary Minho tries to make Onew happy again.
a/n HUH. LOL. This was written for Shiichan weeks ago and I kept forgetting to post it up here. Besides, it's been a long time since I last posted something...
Key was staring at the computer screen with his mouth slightly ajar.
"JongKey? TaeKey?" He mouthed the words on the screen, his eyes never leaving the screen even when the door to the study room opened and in came the four other boys of SHINee.
"Umma! What are you looking at?" Taemin happily asked while he took a seat next to his hyung/umma.
"Look at this! Fans pairing us like this," Key mumbled under his breath as Jonghyun took a seat on his other side.
"JongKey?" He snorted at the screen. Key whacked his forearm with force and leaves a red mark behind. Jonghyn stared at his donsaeng with wide eyes before turning away.
"JongKey, TaeKey, OnKey, 2Min..." Minho read out the list of pairings that their fans had supposedly "paired". His eyes scanned the list again and he smirked.
Onew's eyes looked around the room and landed on Minho who was smirking. His heart started beating fast, not because Minho was staring straight into his eyes, but because of the smirk that Minho was wearing.
"W-what?" Onew stammered as Minho whispered alongside to Taemin, thus grapevine, Jonghyun and Key. Jonghyun burst out laughing and tripped over his own feet and landed straight onto Taemin's lap, face in his crotch.
"EWWWWW! GET OFF ME HYUNG!!" Taemin shrieked while at the same time, Key screeched, "GET OFF MY SON!!" Jonghyun quickly regained posture with a very unfamiliar smirk plastered on his face, staring directly into the face of their leader.
"What? What. What. WHAT!?" Onew's face was steadily turning red as a tomato. Minho smirked even wider.
"Check the list, leader-sshi. See how many pairings you've got," Minho commented as he walked over to Jonghyun as slapped his hand in a high-five gesture. Jonghyun sniggered loudly before taking a seat beside Key again.
Onew rushed towards the computer and pushed Key away. In his haste, he pushed Key too hard and the boy fell off his chair, landing on his butt first.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!" Jonghyun and Taemin burst out laughing while Minho kept his smirk. Onew, oblivious to what he had just done, horrifically scanned the list once, twice and thrice before groaning out loud. They had to be kidding right? He only had... two pairings!
"Looks like sometimes the leaders just aren't the most popular," Minho shot at Onew. The leader turned around and faced him. Minho immediately shrank back and regretted his comment.
Onew opened his mouth as though to say something, but he closed it shut again and stormed out of the room, leaving a dark aura behind. Jonghyun and Taemin immediately stopped laughing and looked at Onew's back as he left. Even Key came to an abrupt halt in his midst of anger and stared at Onew. One by one, they shifted their heads to look at Minho.
"What?" Minho simply asked and walked out. Key shook his head before exiting, with Taemin following behind him.
Fast forward - three days later
It was the third straight day Onew was ignoring Minho for his snide remark. Minho, evidently, was sulking around as well because Onew was ignoring him. And he didn't like it.
("Apologise to him!" Key scolded. Minho shrugged. Key cornered Minho in the hallway, up against a wall, despite the fact that Minho was taller than Key by a bout an inch or so.
"And you expect him to forgive you without you apologising to him!?" Key shrieked at the top of his lungs at Minho, who was now quite afraid of the Angry-Umma-mode Key had gone into.
"But I was just stating a fact, hyung! TofuDubu isn't that popular, right?" Key froze in his action of turning around to walk away.
"JUST APOLOGIZE TO HIM ALREADY, YOU DIPSHIT!" Key sreeched an octave louder and deafen Minho, who in turn ran away covering his ears as though someone was pointing a gun at him. Oh yeah. Minho was dead. So dead.)
Onew stalked by Minho with a pout on his face. Minho had enough. He grabbed hold of Onew's hand and stopped the leader in his tracks. Onew tried to tug his hand back. Nothing.
"Let go."
Minho didn't budge.
"Let go. Now."
Still nothing.
Key, Jonghyun and Taemin stuck their heads around the door to Key's room. They watched the pair attentively, eyes straying from Minho to Onew, Onew to Minho.
"Hyung."
Onew stared at Minho.
"I'm sorry."
Onew was shocked. Then, he pulled Minho into a bone-crushing hug.
"AWWW YOU'RE FORGIVEN!~" Onew said in a singsong voice before pulling him onto the couch for a cuddle. Taemin giggled at the sight of the two of them while Jonghyun gagged on his own saliva.
"Hyung..." Minho muttered.
"Yeeeees?" Onew battered his eyelashes up to Minho. Jonghyun definitely gagged on his saliva now. Even Key was taken back.
"...I didn't know you wear pink hearts boxers, hyung." Minho laughed out loud while Onew stared at the laughing boy.
"GET OFF! GET OFF! I AM NOT TALKING TO YOU EVER AGAIN, CHOI MINHO!" Onew screamed at the younger boy who in turn held on tight onto the leader and started laughing.
"Dorks," Key muttered and returned to his room.