xXfinalSLASHERzz1658
title: xXfinalSLASHERzz1658
pairing: het!jongyu
rating: pg13
genre: fluff
a.n; so like, ive been dying to write something like this. im not sure if i got all the details right cuz i dont play COD and i had to ask one of my guyfriends about it. and then he kept asking me why im asking about call of duty. i said it was for research, which isnt a lie, but he keeps thinking i have a secret boyfriend who plays COD ;__;
and miss_circle , don't worry, i just need to get all the fluff and crack out of my system before i start on the sexilicious lipstained cig ontae thing. i already started, but yeah. onward to the fic :D
"What's COD?"
"Well, baby," Key starts explaining, "It stands for-"
"Call of Duty," Eunsook finishes for him. Key and Minho turn and stare at her and Jonghyun's about to say something when Eunsook continues.
"The latest one, I think, is Black Ops." They're all flabbergasted. But Jonghyun just smiles and puts his hand around his Eunsook's waist possively as if saying, Ha, in your face, Key.
Key just scowls and walks off, pulling his beloved and innocent Taeyeon after him.
-
When the doorbell rings, Jonghyun is crosslegged on his carpet, beating the crap out of the buttons on his controller. He continues to murder his controllers for about 5 minutes or so before he remembers his girlfriend was coming over today. He swears a few times before pausing his game and heads out to open the door. When he opens the door, he finds a shivering, red-nosed Eunsook waiting obediently at the door.
"Oh my god, Eunsook! Why didn't you ring it a few more times?" Jonghyun sweeps his thumb over her cold left cheek.
"Well, cuz I didn't know if you were doing anything important and I know how you don't like people ringing and ringing on your doorbell and I didn't want you to get pissed off and then hate me forever and I'm cold," Eunsook says all in one breath in her adorable gumball-pompom hat and poofy winter jacket.
Jonghyun smiles at his girlfriend lovingly but then remembers it's like minus 10 degrees outside. He tries to usher Eunsook into the house (tries being the key word), but Eunsook being Eunsook, trips over a tiny, non-existent snowflake and falls right on top of Jonghyun. He hisses when the cold air hits the soles of his previously warm feet. But all that's forgotten when she puts her mittened hands on his chest and kisses him all shy and uncertain and bold at the same time like the millions of times before.
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Eunsook gets out of the shower and tells a videogaming boyfriend that it's his turn. Jonghyun groans because he can't beat this xXfinalSLASHERzz1658. As Eunsook passes him through the doorway, she's pulled back onto his chest. She yelps and her heart's beating out of her chest.
"Mmm, you smell like me."
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After a long, hot shower, Jonghyun comes out in nothing but a pair of shorts and a towel atop his head, looking like a sexy mofo. He expects to find Eunsook lying on her tummy on his bed reading a fashion magazine, legs kicking in the air. And when she lifts her head and sees this piece of good-lookin', he expects her to turn red and fall over and offer all of herself to him. But Jonghyun doesn't find that. He finds Eunsook sitting on his bed (well, at least that part was true), hair up in a messy bun and in one of his t-shirts, pushing furiously at his controller.
He gapes like a fish, eyes going back and forth between the tv screen and his girlfriend who has her tongue poking out in concentration. After 30 seconds of rubbing his eyes and more buttons pushed, Jonghyun falls in love all over again. And to his astoundment, Eunsook beats the guy he was trying to beat for the last half hour. Jonghyun opens his mouth.
"Eun-"
Eunsook throws the controller down rather unladylike and springs up.
"In your face, you stupid xXfinalSLASHERzz1658! What you gonna do now, huh?"
"Uh, Eun-"
Eunsook is now prancing and jumping on Jonghyun's bed as if she's on top of the world. He knows she's on top of his now. She points at the screen.
"That's what you get for beating my boyfriend for like, ever. You're so lucky I'm not gonna kick your ass ten more times,'cause I can, but he's gonna come out of the shower soon and catch me doing this." She jumps off the bed.
"IN YOUR FAAAAA-AAACE, YOU SONOFAaaa..."
And then she finally sees him. Jonghyun decides that he's in love.
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"So let me get this straight," Key begins, "She knows what COD stands for and beats this guy who you couldn't beat for half an hour?"
"Yeah, basically," Jonghyun says all smug and mighty.
Key snickers and Jonghyun asks why.
"A girl beat you at gaming."
"Shut up." Putting his pride aside, he adds, "At least she can."
Now it's Key's turn to tell him to shut up.
-
Few days later, Eunsook's over again and his mom forgot to make him dinner before she left for work. So she offers to make him something. When Eunsook calls for him, he finds a peanut butter jelly sandwich, cut neatly into halves on the table waiting for him. He sits himself down across from his girlfriend who's half way done her's and takes a bite of his sandwich that will forever change his life.
"Hey, Eunsook."
"Mmfghf."
"Marry me?"