Aaaaand a little out-of-context theatre:

[shihadchick]

Allison: Aw, you got it all in this time.
Me: *has difficulty swallowing all of a sudden*

* * *

Allison: I can't wait to go home with you tonight.
Me: I have turned her! I WIN A MILLION TOASTERS! \o/

* * *

And, finally, a possibly more audible phonepost. (I was going to go to bed early. It's MIDNIGHT. Fuck!)

Comments

[china_shop]

GO! TO! BED!

(I really need a hypocrisy icon!)

[mishloran]

A million toasters?

[shihadchick]

Allison is one of our token straight fangirls, thus if I acted like I'd got her to consider playing for the other side then I would win a toaster. (See note 3.)

[mishloran]

Oh, it's a gay thing.

[shihadchick]

Ja! *is giggling like crazy*

[needleandspoon]

You get the really good toaster oven for that. The shiny one.

[shihadchick]

Exaaaaaaaaaactly. Mmmm. Shiny. *grins, snickering*

(And helLO, Adam! mmm. insert tacky 'taste the rainbow' joke here. HEE.)

[needleandspoon]

Hehehe. Insert.