And the theme is... the letter B!

[otoshigo]

Gar, way too many things happening this weekend.  Nonetheless, I will try to pop by with at least rough sketches, just to make up for my rather long absence.  ^__^

Title: Baloney
Warnings: Jokes made from puns from American idioms.  In other words, potentially bad joke.
Summary: You know you're close when you know each others' darkest secrets.
A/N: So

Comments

[fmptard]

ha~! nice touch with the chainsaws lol. (< i now realize that i have adapted "lol" as a replacement for "yo")

huzzah for English pronunciation jokes! >=D

er... i never did like that style of holster... it always, to me, brings to mind the art of armpit-farting, and looks kinda dumb...
they're... openly bearing arms... that could be bad depending on where they are.

[fmptard]

ah, right... FIRST!!!!

and did everybody coordinate to post a shit-ton at the same time?

[otoshigo]

Ha! American English or British English? (Or both?)

I have very, very rarely been exposed to the art of armpit-farting, so that might be why I quite like it. ^__^ BDSM kink aside.

Aaand I must be tired, because I'm drawing a complete blank on why it would be bad for a cop to openly bear arms. ^^;;

[fmptard]

don't go into law enforcement.

"it makes you a target" would be the short answer. for both theivery and assassination.

"oh, hey, i'm just gonna let my guard down with these loaded weapons out in the open. just thought i'd notify you guys..."

unless you're in Texas, in which case you'd fit in perfectly with every other citizen and drunk person holding a firearm (but i repeat myself).

[liete]

Ha ha, England even labels his own bags with a radioactive symbol? :P Poor Italy!

England is giving America some pretty suggestive eyes there in that second one, oh my.

[fmptard]

ha! i didn't notice that!

well, the FDA is pretty strict... (and since it's been established that Iggy's ass is FDA-approved, the regulations must extend to his products as well)

[otoshigo]

I think the IAEA must have insisted that England label his weaponry properly. ^__^ Haha~ I know~ almost everything of Italy has been completely bastardized in the U.S. XD

(Methinks something is coming out of their holsters later...)

[fmptard]

methinks i'd like to see summa that. (kinky, stupid, pit-holsters aside)

[sozuki17]

Okay, now I'm confused... we spell it Bologna but we pronounce it baloney... so how are you supposed to pronounce bologna then? XDD

But yay! I really needed this after watching the latest episode of Doctor Who.

[otoshigo]

Er, do you mean the actual Bologna in Italy? It's pretty much Bolo-nya~ XD (I'm not sure where baloney came from. Colonel is just as mysterious. Though I'm fairly sure we can blame knights and knickers on England.)

Ooh! Doctor Who! I have not been able to keep up recently sadly enough... ^^;;;

[sozuki17]

Thank you for clearing that up XDD

Where I am, we usually call it baloney but I sometimes pronounce it balo-guh-na with less emphasis on the guh. Pfft~ Failure at the English language here.

How far are you in Doctor Who? X3

[otoshigo]

Nah, s'all good. ^__^ Bologna is very rarely in my sphere of existence, so I have no idea what most people say here. I assume it's baloney though.

Hmm, the most recent thing I saw was Water of Mars. So I need to see the last special. I'm a little frightened, tell the truth. ^^;

[otoshigo]

Heheh, yay! Glad that it was still humorous for all my explanations. ^^;

<3<3 Hee~ and thank you! :D

[whenyoufalldown]

lolol America and his threatening chainsaws xD I love how you use different fonts when different people are talking. It makes me laugh that America gets comic san or at least that's what I think it is

And their expressions on the second one <3

[otoshigo]

You are absolutely correct. That is comic sans. ^__^ And England gets Hightower. XD (And France gets French Script... because I actually am that much of a dork.)

Heheh, rather suggestive in't it? ^__^