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Today I am answering all office mail in haiku form.

When told of this (with some glee on my part, I confess), all three of the people I share an office with (2 women, 1 man, all around 30 years old, all engineers) confessed that they don't know what a haiku is.

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Uh,

[velfadar]

There's a "Get Rid of Your Mediocre Student Job in the Most Original Way Imaginable" competition and no one told me?

Because I'd go for epic ballads, myself.

[shiffer]

Sadly, I cannot afford to spend more then 5-7 minutes on each mail I reply to.

And if you think this will get me anywhere near fired, you're greatly mistaken. They love me.

Right.

[velfadar]

On account of your remarkable ability to count syllables, no doubt.

[_lux_aeterna_1]

Ah, Office people!
Alas, they cannot Haiku!
Better show them how.

Back in my old job,

[_lux_aeterna_1]

I once wrote weekly report
In Haiku form.