Comments | shieldyoureyes0: "Will someone please call a surgeon who can crack my ribs and repair this broken heart?"

shieldyoureyes0

"Will someone please call a surgeon who can crack my ribs and repair this broken heart?"

Sep 26, 2005 19:16

The best part of my day is brushing my teeth only to find my mouth inhabited by a long Alejandra-hair from my toothbrush. Mmmmm ( Read more... )

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takemetamars September 27 2005, 01:08:03 UTC

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 3 MINUTES OVER THIS ENTRY.

oh her poor face keeps getting pounded by objects =(

alejandra863 September 27 2005, 01:10:23 UTC

i'm magnetic! random foreign objects must be attracted to my polarity!

takemetamars September 27 2005, 01:51:35 UTC

watch out for frying pans

oh her poor face keeps getting pounded by objects wrldtallestmike September 27 2005, 02:50:29 UTC

I saw a porn that was based on that same thing.

WHAT?

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belonging September 28 2005, 22:26:09 UTC

"It's pretty incomprehensible when you realize that you like and want to understand someone so much that you're willing to sit through a Belle And Sebastian album" ...that's easily the funniest thing I've ever regarding Bell and Sebastian. Maybe approaching a quarter-life crisis and going soft?

And, in response, I work at the great Gallagher desk.

shieldyoureyes0 September 28 2005, 23:18:00 UTC

I live in Gallagher, haha. You've probably swiped my card before.