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Jul 30, 2009 03:26

[The post in question comes attached with several photos, all of them of a rather lovely and almost naked young woman thats certainly not Kuukaku. The following voice post is attached to it, spoken by a mature, sultry-sounding woman.]

Helllloo~? My brethren, I know you can hear me through this wondrous device~

Its been so long since any of us have ( Read more... )

network abuse, this ain't right, my zanpakutou is an attention whore, omgwtfitscharles

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Isshin has never been gladder that his zanpakutou spirit does not have fingers! isshinkurosaki July 30 2009, 11:13:43 UTC
Whoa! This is really getting out of hand!

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[Filtered to Isshin] shiba_explosion July 30 2009, 11:16:13 UTC
She's my zanpakutou, so of course she's a bitch!

[Pause.]

She wants to know how "The Fiery Wings of Genesis" is doing? The hell?

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[Filtered to Kuukaku] isshinkurosaki July 30 2009, 11:23:05 UTC
You probably shouldn't say that when she can hear you! She might bite!

The ... fiery wings of...? Huh?

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Re: [Filtered to Kuukaku] shiba_explosion July 30 2009, 11:25:20 UTC
She doesn't bite, she does this.

[Hope you werent listening too close, cause the next sound from the speaker is a booming, crashing noise like thunder going off next to your ear.]

I think she's talking about your zanpakutou.

Mun is going to bed finally, will pick up tag in a few hours

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[Private to Kuukaku] fighting_boy July 30 2009, 14:24:30 UTC
Out of the sheath for a few days and your sword-spirit's already organising a liberation front, huh?

...I mean, that was her, right? Or did you do something really weird to your vocal chords since the last time we spoke?

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Re: [Private to Kuukaku] shiba_explosion July 30 2009, 14:34:31 UTC
[Sound of a face slapping a palm]

Yeah, thats her. Incorrigible, isn't she?

I don't think its a "liberation front" as much as a keg party she wants. But then again, my sword. No surprise.

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[Private][voice--don't ask how he speaks in parentheses. XD] fighting_boy July 30 2009, 15:22:01 UTC
[a brief snort of laughter]

Zangetsu and I are back in Soul Society for a bit, but I'm not sure how social he's feeling.

Ah, you haven't... had any problems with releasing shikai, have you? (Come to think of it, I don't even know if you have bankai.) Zangetsu says it's like he feels disconnected, and when I tried to release bankai today... It worked, but it hasn't been that hard since the first time I did it. That's not normal, is it?

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Re: [Private to Cousin] shiba_explosion July 30 2009, 15:31:20 UTC
I haven't tried to be honest. Been keeping her in the house as much as possible. (Not, I don't have bankai) But Hakyoku says that there's a ton of "interference" in the air.

She's so cruel, Ichigo-kuuuuun! Keeping me trapped inside this dingy place. I'm just like a princess in one of those stories, being held by a jealous witch~

You nearly incited a riot the other night!

Ohh pssh! Ichigo-kun, I want to meet you and Zangetsu-kun!

Ohgodgetoffmeyoureheavy!

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[bananafillter] shady_shopkeep July 30 2009, 22:08:17 UTC
Ohh, Hakyoku-san~ How lovely to see you again; you haven't aged a day. Benihime sends her love~ (And a shoe. No, I am not turning the aircon down any further, it's frigid in here as it is and don't you know how high the electric bill is going to be??)

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Re: [bananafillter] shiba_explosion July 30 2009, 22:12:08 UTC
Kisuke-kun! How delightful to hear a familiar voice! Tell Beni-chan that I accept her love and send my own~!

Hey, Kisuke, this happening to you too?

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[bananafillter] shady_shopkeep July 31 2009, 00:51:45 UTC
It is indee--oomph!

'Hi~ Hakyokkichi~ I've missed you! Where've you been? I'm DYING for a little interesting company--'

Benihime get off my head--

'Won't you come visit? Kisuke has this lovely box in the wall that makes cold air and it's just delightful in this heat.'

Benihi--

*click*

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Re: [bananafillter] shiba_explosion July 31 2009, 00:56:13 UTC
Beni-chan~! I've been stuck inside my blade because my mistress got her arm blown off. Its been depressing~

I've heard of those boxes as well! Maybe I will come visit and we can catch up on old times! Lets goooo, Kuu-chan!

I can't just whip up a senkaimon out of thin air!

You never know till you've tried~!

Ugh.

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sakura_kaze August 2 2009, 04:35:57 UTC
Now there are two beautiful voices that I have not heard from in quite some time~!

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shiba_explosion August 2 2009, 04:39:29 UTC
Huh--Holy shit, is that you, Kyoraku-san?

Shuuuuunsui-kun~~! What a pleasure it is to hear your voice again! How is dear Kyokotsu-chan doing?

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sakura_kaze August 2 2009, 04:42:51 UTC
Kuukaku-chan~! How I miss your beautiful face... and you're one of the two women I know who can keep up with me when it comes to drinking. I do believe another night is in order?

Kyoukotsu would speak to you if he wasn't so drunk.... or if he wasn't passed out on the couch. At least he stopped harassing my dear lieutenant.

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shiba_explosion August 2 2009, 04:46:07 UTC
[The laugh over the communicator is enthusiastic and happy]

Only two, huh? You've gotten better, then! And a night of drinking with you? Hell yes, you know more bawdy drinking songs than anyone in Seireitei!

Tch, tch. Just like him, isn't it? Always a love for the pretty ladies~ Like shinigami, like zanpakutou, yes?

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