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[shewashuman]

[Rose is sitting on the floor messing with what looks like a small square device with lots of wires sticking out. Behind her on the couch are loads of shopping bags with clothes peeking out every which way. She mumbles to herself without realizing that the device is recording her.]

Come on. Come on. [And then something sparks in the device zapping

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[im_soniced_up]

This is where you run off to, then?

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[shewashuman]

Yeah, of course. It beats being st--

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[shewashuman]

It's really, you? You, you, yeah? But it's--

Hi.

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[im_soniced_up]

Course it's me, look at me. [no, really. watch him get very close to his device and smiiiile away. maybe wiggle his ears, don't worry about it.] You could smell me, too. If I could just...

[and zoom out again while his screwdriver buzzes away at the device trying to find you, miss tyler!]

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[cawsandeffect]

Beats me. Don't seem too bad in these parts. I already found a possum in ready and raring to go.

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[shewashuman]

Stick around for a while longer and you might not be saying the same thing. Possum, though? Dead or alive?

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[cawsandeffect]

Newly dead. Just in time too. I was pretty hungry.

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[shewashuman]

That's just disgusting. You actually eat those? Are you human or alien?

[likesthenoise]

Wait a moment...that's not right.

You should... I should... [Give him a moment. He's thinking.]

No. You should not be here. What are you doing here?

[shewashuman]

Excuse me, mate. What are you on about? Do I know you?

Dunno. I was pulled in just like everyone else. S'ppose you're a new arrival?

[likesthenoise]

Yes. No. Well, sort of. The knowing part. You knew me but not me. Me before I was me.

And yes. Very new. Where am I, Rose?

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[shewashuman]

I--No wait that's--

[ruthless_hunter]

And my pals say I got too much stuff.

[shewashuman]

Well looking back now I think it might've been a bit of a curse. Hello, at any rate. You shop a lot normally?

[ruthless_hunter]

You could put it that way.

[Using a creepy and sinister tone? Him? Maybe.]

[shewashuman]

So you've got a name?

[Oh she is curious now.]

[Video] Have a human TARDIS

[tardis_notagirl]

[There's a blonde woman staring down into the device very curiously. She pokes at buttons, furrows her brow, purses her lips and then pokes at buttons some more.]

Oh! It's you. [She sounds happy and then in one breath a bit accusing.] My systems have malfunctioned and I can't tell where we are.

Re:[Video] Hello there.

[shewashuman]

[Rose just stares at the video for a few ticks and blinks. It's sinking in and she can only really guess.]

Hello...[And she looks still a bit uncertain.]

Seems you've found yourself in the City. [A breath. A beat.]...Doctor?

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[tardis_notagirl]

[That gets a laugh out of her and she realizes what Rose thinks] No. You usually know me better as a blue police box. I like being a blue police box better. For some reason this place has decided to force this form on me.

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[shewashuman]

...You're the...

[Rose's expression turns completely gobsmacked for a moment.]

But that's...impossible...Seriously? How'd this happen?