The Crayola Legacy: Blue (part one)
Yes, another new legacy. :)
I'm trying my hand at the Awesimsauce Legacy challenge to see how it goes.
Playing by the rules for the most part, but I do have ACR and a twin hack installed. Let's see how it goes.
Warnings: Some words little folk don't need to know. That's about it.
Our founder was known in her past life as Cathlene (chloriinated) from the Kids For Diversity challenge over on Pixel Trade. An unfortunate incident involving lobster thermidor and fire caused her to flee her hometown and change her name to Cornflower Crayola.
The legacy shack. I placed in a beach lot since Cornflower has such a love of nature and sunbathing. Happy times.
Blue...
blue...
and more...blue.
This is different....Sandcastle building as opposed to bird watching is alot more fun.
Cornflower: OMG! I <3 sandcastles. Yays!
She hearts them so much that it's like a perma-Want. No matter how many times she fulfills it, the damn thing just won't go away.
Cornflower: OMG! I <3 digging in the sand too! It's sooooo much fun!
I forgot to mention: Cornflower is unfortunately overly enthusiastically gushy about everything. Please excuse her.
Hmm....There's an idea. Yo, C, what do you think about not having to get a job?
Cornflower: Ooh, I get to be unemployed? That's so wonderfully awesome!
Ok girlie, get ya ass out there and start digging. You need at least a three thou in the bank by EOD. Thanks.
Cornflower: This is not fun. I don't like it. And there aren't many things I don't like.
I know, honey. Deal with it. Either marry a rich sim or keep digging.
Cornflower: I HATE THIS!
Cornflower: Really, what do you want me to do? There's a geyser in my back yard! My shoes are covered in mud!
Look, bb, that's worth at least $400.
Cornflower: OMG! OMG! I'm so excited! $400?? That's enough to buy a stove, right?
Uh, no. You've got a grill. You can make hotdogs. That's enough, right?
Cornflower: Uh, no. It is not enough! My secondary aspiration is Grilled Cheese. Pretty pretty please? I really want a stove.
Keep digging and we'll see.
Cornflower: Ooh, thank the Sim Gods! I've got VISITORS!
Nice Welcome Wagon. Let's see who we've got here....
Grover Placeholder by nibfrabbit, Goldie Laburnum by bondchick_nett, and Barrett Lackadaisy by brilliantcat.
Goldie doesn't look too sure about Cornflower. C, I told you. Calm the happy. You'll scare everyone away.
Cornflower: Kind sir, thank you for visiting! Can I get you anything?
Barrett: Uh...Some pop? I guess?
Cornflower: Goody! Pop, I have. I'm sure of it!
Cornflower served up a tray of insta-meals which Barrett polished off by himself. Goldie spent two hours making use of the beach instead of going inside and socializing. Hmmm. Grover took off not long after the intros. It was the damn happy. I told her she'd never catch a husband acting like that.
Cornflower: I love my fellow townspeople. They're awesome!
Whatever Corny. Keep digging. BTW, are you ever going to fill in that geyser-hole? You're growing weeds.
All this junk got sold and netted her some much $$$.
C, you stink. Shower? Please?
*ring*ring*ring*
Cornflower: Oh! The phone! Maybe its one of my new buddies! Hello?
Cornflower: I'm sorry. You're who? Oh, Conall. Well, hellow Conall.
Some inappropriate offers were made and Cornflower ended the conversation promptly. If he was a pixel trade sim, I'd have made her call him back. Conall is H-O-T-T.
*ring*ring*ring*
Cornflower: Hello! Thank you for calling the Crayola residence. How may I help you?
Cornflower: Barrett? Oooh, hi there!
RANDOM WALKBY: Hi self sim! Whatcha doin? You're so purty. :) You might end up marrying a spare at some point.
*ring*ring*ring*
Again? Damn woman! Maybe it's Daisy. Or even better, Grover!
Cornflower: Hey, uh, Conall. Sorry, still no. Yeah, I know, but the voice in my head said I can't date you. Sorry.
Cornflower: You want to do WHAT? Dude, seriously. Stop calling me.
Cornflower: Oooh, I found something!
Cornflower: Can I get a stove, now????
Yes, Cornflower. You can have your damn stove.
Cornflower: Goodie, goodie! Yay!
Grover did a walkby and Cornflower was finally able to snag his attention long enough wow him with her grilled cheese skills.
Grover: Wow, that's the best grilled cheese, EVER! Lady, you can cook for me anytime!
WTF guy? You can't even rememeber her name?
Cornflower: Grover, ever since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to kiss you. Like, totally.
Grover: *nom*nom*nom*
And then she passed out. And he left.
Come on Cornflower. You gotta get on the ball. We need him and the epicness of his nose in this legacy. NOW!
Cornflower: I'll give Grover, , a call as soon as I get this fixed. I love blogging about nature. It's just lovely.
I don't 'bout that, C. You only have one mechanical skill point.
Cornflower: Don't worry. I'll have it fixed in a jiffy!
Yeah, not so much....
After a bath and some much needed rest, she was ready to go again. I made her She called Grover and invited him over for some GC again. And maybe a little side of kissykissysmacksmack.
Grover: I'd love to kiss you, lady. Your eyebrows are the color of sun. Are you a natural blonde?
Huh?
Grover: What? What did I say? Um....What about 'your smile is white like a good winter snow'?
His wooing skills leave something to be desired.
Cornflower: I guess that was ok. I do have really white teeth. Grover, you're hot! I think I could love you.
You can....And you will, C.
Srsly? Whatever.
Cornflower: I'm huuuungggggry!
No sympathy here. Get on taking care of your garden and you won't have to worry about food.
Again with the stalkerish walkbys.
Grover: Cornflower, you are beautiful. Can I have some more grilled cheese?
Cornflower: Of course you can, Grover my love. You're such a hot piece, I'd do anything for you.
Anything like boink on the first "date". You go girl!
*kissykissysmacksmack*
*bowchickabowbow*
Awww....ACR is the greatest.
Grover: Babe, I gotta go. Let's do this again sometime.
Cornflower, DO NOT LET HIM LEAVE!
He left. WTF? What are you doing?
Cornflower: Staring into the fridge. There's alot of fun, cool, awesome stuff in here!
That's only because you're a Cuisine Hobbyist. Go do something useful til we can invite your man over again.
Cornflower: Oh Grover, how I love you. We're a perfect match. Your eyes are the same color as my hair. And my counters. And my fridge....Think of the blue haired, blue eyed babies we'd make.
Weird chick.
Wasting time til it's a decent enough hour to call and invite G over.
Cornflower: Grover! Honey, how are you? Want to go out tonight?
Uptown Downtown - I've got a glitch in my game and having trouble entering vacation & downtown lots so I brought the downtown, uptown.
*kissykissysmacksmack*
Cornflower: Hello, there, red-haired individual. I need your most private, romantic table for two. I've got an important question to ask tonight.
Maitre'd: My dear, of course. Of course!
Cornflower: Grover, my blue eyed, big nosed, God of a man; I have a totally awesome question for you...
Cornflower: Marry me and make me the happiest little sim girl there ever was?
Grover: OMG!OMG!OMG!
Grover: Yes!Yes!Yes!
Whoa, I'm about to O.D on the enthusiasm in this room right now.
Grover: So I was thinking we could put some flowers in around the front walkway. And then maybe some down by the sand. And around your vegetable garden. And.And.And.
Duh-duh-dun. There's Conall.
Good, there so wrapped up in post proposal bliss that she doesn't even notice.
Grover/Cornflower: Woot woot!
*kissykissysmacksmack*
I'm 99.998% positive that this is not approrpriate public behavior. Get a freaking room before Mrs. Crumplebottom shows up.
Niiiice. Remodel!
An appropriately blue wedding. There was a party. Only 2 people showed up though.
He was getting married. Back the hell off.
Grover: Honey, I've got some more home improvement ideas...
Cornflower: Shut up, Grover. Give me a baby!
*kissykissysmacksmack*
Next on the Crayola Legacy:
Are are there mini Crayola's in Cornflower & Grover's future? Will they ever get around to redecorating the house? Now that she's married, will Conall's stalker-calls to Cornflower stop? Could Grover kick his ass if they don't?