i'm convinced. most people who use the internet are complete morons. i just got off the phone with the stupidest woman i have ever met. her email address was @playboy.com. give me a break. learn to read why dont you. i hate people. luckily i dont have to take many calls during the day or else i might shoot myself in the face ( Read more... )

Somethin's myspace page! seriously.

ps. meet my dog, Squishy.

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if you havent watched Pants Off Dance Off yet, you are missing out. it is hilarious.

last night was perfect. after work brian and i had the most delicious sushi at tamaya. then we raced over to make the 850 showing of pirates of the caribbean. it was a long movie, but not too long. it was pretty ridiculous, but i mean it is a movie about pirates. i didnt hate it or anything, it was pretty much exactly what i expected. i found ( Read more... )

Biography channel just reminded me how much i fucking love the mamas and the papas.

anyways, thursday is payday. i need new jeans. feel free to elaborate in comments.
Poll jeans

todays wonderful directv discovery:

Fox Reality Network.

i am currently watching Solitaryan intense and entertaining psychological experiment without votes or finish lines. In this show the only way to lose is to quit and the only way to triumph is to endure. Subjects will be pushed to their mental and physical limits while dealing with the ( Read more... )

omg LOST is so crazy.
after work i will be listening to jayandjack and playing around on hansofoundation.org

i think dave will win top chef
i think joanie will win antm but if jade somehow wins, i will send tyra hate mail.

so sleepy.

this morning i discovered that my deodorant is dying my clothes. ladies, help.
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i cant believe Flav picked Hoopz! i was hopin he would pick New York and then they would get their own show and i could laugh at their craziness forever ( Read more... )

-i cut my bangs. they are sort of weird, but i think i like them ( Read more... )