Fill: Of Non-Imaginary Friends
anonymous
October 29 2010, 05:41:34 UTC
Um, so yeah. I've never posted a fill before, but this plot bunny came out of nowhere and chained me to my computer.
I apologize in advance for any grammatical errors and blame them on the late hour. I blame the screw up with the tenses on the later hour as well...and the fact that's it deals with time travel doesn't help. Oh well.
FYI: John as Henry and Sherlock as Clare, just because I think John could use the advantage for once.
Moar Anderson + Dinosaur fic.crashcart9September 12 2010, 20:42:05 UTC
You know the Doctor Who episode "The Vampires of Venice", wherein Narcissa Malfoy Helen McCrory is this vampire fish disguised as a human?
Anderson is a dinosaur, disguised as a human. Therefore, his dinosaur "fixation" is totally normal! Right? Right?
Only he can't let it get out that he's a dinosaur alien thing or Torchwood will get him/he'll get sectioned/people will divide by zero and the world will explode. So what happens when Sherlock/John/Lestrade/Donovan commandeers (or otherwise gains access to or sees him on it, whatever) his computer and finds this nsfw porn involving three pterodactyls and a girl who moans annoyingly?
I'm sorry in advance. I've had the Anderson-actually-is-a-dinosaur + potential Torchwood/Who crossover idea in my head for ages now, but a totally unrelated, different fandom fic linked to the dinosaur porn and I couldn't resist breaking everyone else's brains with Anderson's wank material.
Non-anon because I have no shame. And also no paid account, so I can't track comments otherwise.
"It was all so simple, John. I don't know where all these mathematicians were getting it wrong! By the way I also stumbled upon the full number of pi and e while I was at it"
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I apologize in advance for any grammatical errors and blame them on the late hour. I blame the screw up with the tenses on the later hour as well...and the fact that's it deals with time travel doesn't help. Oh well.
FYI: John as Henry and Sherlock as Clare, just because I think John could use the advantage for once.
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John Watson is the nerdy boy picked on at school all the time. Pale and mysterious Sherlock and his "older brother" Mycroft move in next door.
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I'm a horrible, horrible person for this, but
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Anderson is a dinosaur, disguised as a human. Therefore, his dinosaur "fixation" is totally normal! Right? Right?
Only he can't let it get out that he's a dinosaur alien thing or Torchwood will get him/he'll get sectioned/people will divide by zero and the world will explode. So what happens when Sherlock/John/Lestrade/Donovan commandeers (or otherwise gains access to or sees him on it, whatever) his computer and finds this nsfw porn involving three pterodactyls and a girl who moans annoyingly?
I'm sorry in advance. I've had the Anderson-actually-is-a-dinosaur + potential Torchwood/Who crossover idea in my head for ages now, but a totally unrelated, different fandom fic linked to the dinosaur porn and I couldn't resist breaking everyone else's brains with Anderson's wank material.
Non-anon because I have no shame. And also no paid account, so I can't track comments otherwise.
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http://www.amazon.com/Rex-Eric-Garcia/dp/0425178218/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1284332659&sr=8-1
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*is shot*
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OH SHI-
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"It was all so simple, John. I don't know where all these mathematicians were getting it wrong! By the way I also stumbled upon the full number of pi and e while I was at it"
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