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anonymous May 21 2011, 00:50:02 UTC
Sherlock/A cranberry or perhaps cranberry sauce.

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anonymous May 21 2011, 01:06:45 UTC
This right here? Why I love the meme.

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Tiny Sherlock/cranberry sauce fill anonymous May 21 2011, 02:41:50 UTC
Sherlock presses the chilled dish into the rumpled folds of the duvet, making a sort of nest for it. He can see the sauce quiver slightly as he rises to his feet. He shivers in sympathy. His mouth is watering already ( ... )

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Re: Tiny Sherlock/cranberry sauce fill darthhellokitty May 21 2011, 03:21:38 UTC
There is no way that should be hot.

And yet it is.

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Re: Tiny Sherlock/cranberry sauce fill anonymous May 21 2011, 05:14:54 UTC
I'm-I'm confused. I think I need to go lie down.

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Re: Tiny Sherlock/cranberry sauce fill anonymous May 21 2011, 15:56:24 UTC
I agree with the people above. This shouldn't be turning me on, should it? Well done, anon.

*throws off the shackles of society and goes to live a cranberrysexual lifestyle*

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Re: Tiny Sherlock/cranberry sauce fill anonymous May 21 2011, 17:16:28 UTC
He's tongue-fucking the sauce now.

And this is where I lost it. Funny as hell. Sherlock loves cranberry sauce even more than I do.

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Re: Tiny Sherlock/cranberry sauce fill anonymous May 22 2011, 03:07:17 UTC
O_o

I'll have what he's having.

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Tiny!Sherlock comment fill Re: Tiny Sherlock/cranberry sauce fill anonymous May 23 2011, 00:09:18 UTC
Sherlock teetered on the edge of the dish, gazing down at the vast, gelatinous blood-red landscape below. It took his breath away. After a long moment, he loosed his grip on the porcelain and slid down feet first ( ... )

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Re: Tiny!Sherlock comment fill Re: Tiny Sherlock/cranberry sauce fill anonymous May 23 2011, 02:17:10 UTC
I think it's safe to say I will never look at a bottle of cranberry juice the same way again. XD

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Re: Tiny!Sherlock comment fill Re: Tiny Sherlock/cranberry sauce fill anonymous May 23 2011, 02:33:35 UTC
You mean like he's just the right size to get into things. If you know what I mean. And I think you do.

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Re: Tiny!Sherlock comment fill Re: Tiny Sherlock/cranberry sauce fill anonymous May 23 2011, 02:36:49 UTC
... So now I'm imaging John licking all of the cranberry off of Sherlock and Sherlock just crawling into his mouth and rubbing off against John's tongue.

Most. Awkward. Oral. Ever.

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Re: Tiny!Sherlock comment fill Re: Tiny Sherlock/cranberry sauce fill anonymous May 23 2011, 02:56:03 UTC
Oh yeah. Tastebud action. You know it. Unf.

What the hell would that be called? Between the thighs is intercrural, would between the tastebuds be intersaporal?

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John/Tiny!Sherlock comment thread fill anonymous May 24 2011, 02:59:07 UTC
Maybe interpapillary?John peers into the dish. "Sherlock? Are you--? Oh my God ( ... )

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