Welcome! (Prompting: part i)

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This is a fic prompting meme based around the BBC series Sherlock, written by Stephen Moffat & Mark Gattis.

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I may be a 5 times/things/people addict...

[alkja]

Free for all buffet!

- 5 times SH experienced lust and resisted it and 1 time he succumbed to it.

- 5 horrifying things SH created/brought home and 1 JW put his foot down about.

- 5 times MH was disappointed by his little brother and 1 time he was proud of him.

- 5 people SH wanted to kill and 1 he did kill.

- 5 times SH scared JW and 1 time JW absolutely terrified SH.

- 5 innapropriate places SH and JW had sex in and 1 that was too much even for them.

- 5 times SH failed Humanity 101 and 1 time he passed it. Aka: 5 “No good?”/”Bit not good” situations and 1 where SH behaved in an appropriate manner (and then was inordinately proud of himself for Getting It Right.)

Are there some brave souls willing to tackle these?

Re: I may be a 5 times/things/people addict...

[alkja]

I am all over the inappropriate sex one (and possibly the killing one... actually definately the killing one). Thank you, not-anon.

Re: I may be a 5 times/things/people addict...

[alkja]

The pleasure was all mine!

Can't wait to see what you come up with...

Re: I may be a 5 times/things/people addict...

[hobbylobby]

these are great promts! love the lust, MH, and humanity fail and kill ones especially.

FILL: Enough Is As Good As A Feast (1/6)

[alkja]

(So, yes, sort of wrote this in a bit of a hurry... but what it lacks in skill it makes up for enthusiasm! This is the inappropriate places one, obv, and it is very porny)

1. “Sherlock, we shouldn’t…” John says, as Sherlock runs his hand across John’s thigh in a predatory manner

FILL: Enough Is As Good As A Feast (2/6)

[alkja]

2. “Clearly a physics lecturer with a wolfhound and a secret mistress,” Sherlock finishes, and Lestrade is looking both baffled and proud

FILL: Enough Is As Good As A Feast (3/6)

[alkja]

3. When the black car pulls up to pick up John this time, it is a taxi, and Anthea is not inside it. John hangs up the phone, and raises one eyebrow at the person who is holding the car door open for him

FILL: Enough Is As Good As A Feast (4/6)

[alkja]

4. Sherlock cries out brutally, and John stops licking his arsehole long enough to wrap his mouth around Sherlock’s cock as he comes. He swallows, staring into Sherlock’s blue eyes, which are wild with desire. Sherlock pulls John’s head up into a blazing kiss, tastes his own come on John’s tongue, and moans into John’s mouth.

He lets go, and collapses against the table, leaning into John’s shoulder. These are the times John loves the most.

“Sherlock Holmes, speechless,” he slurs, giggling to himself, high from seeing Sherlock’s beautiful face slack and spent. Sherlock glares.

“I am not,” he says, though it is clearly an effort. “I’m just… reflecting.”

“Mhmm.” John licks from Sherlock’s collar to his ear, and Sherlock hits him gently.

There is a pause in which the two men look at each other and laugh weakly, both exhausted.

“I just sucked you off in a morgue,” John giggles, and Sherlock laughs back, because after all, he did.

FILL: Enough Is As Good As A Feast (5/6)

[alkja]

5. John swears he never used to do this sort of thing. Once upon a time, he had standards. Sex, for the most part, happened in the bedroom, or the bathroom, or at least in their own house. But that was before Sherlock Bloody Holmes, and here they are on the trail of a serial killer, hiding in his downstairs loo as he makes a cup of tea, and John has never been so turned on in his life

FILL: Enough Is As Good As A Feast (6/6)

[alkja]

+1. “I’m glad no-one saw that.”

Sherlock looks at John, who has slumped, exhausted, terrified, by the edge of the pool. He is confused.

“You, ripping my clothes off in a darkened swimming pool. People might talk.”

There is a lopsided, hysterical smile on John’s face, and Sherlock laughs back.

Then Moriarty arrives, and they nearly die.

When Moriarty has left, running scared, and Mycroft’s men have torn after him, leaving them silently, Sherlock holding John hard enough to tear his skin, they look at each other.

“So,” Sherlock says, trying to sound casual, “ripping clothes off in a pool, eh?”

John can’t quite think straight. He looks at Sherlock. Looks at the pool. Looks at the jacket, now removed of explosive devices. Looks at Sherlock again.

“No,” Sherlock says, hurriedly, “perhaps not.”

“Perhaps not,” John echoes quickly, and they leave for home.

Re: FILL: Enough Is As Good As A Feast (6/6)

[alkja]

OMG this entire series was fantastically cracky and yet incredibly hot!

Special mention goes to John mauling Sherlock at a crime scene (and now you made me imagine a scenario in which Donovan walks in on them and is all "My eyes!", damn you.)

Love Sherlock's method of prepping for a meeting with Mycroft. Also, this could never not be funny:
Sherlock is not so easy to please. “He’s so bloody arrogant,” he snaps. “Thinks he can just make me come running any time he likes…”
“Yes, good god, imagine somebody that self absorbed,” John says, drily, and naturally, Sherlock doesn’t notice.

Holy hell, a murderer's bathroom? The morgue was practically inevitable, but some things you never imagine...

Well done!

Re: FILL: Enough Is As Good As A Feast (6/6)

[alkja]

I did briefly consider Sally walking in, actually... and in true confused anon style I ended up accidentally writing SIX porn scenes, so now I have an extra scene floating around where Sherlock and John have sex in Amsterdam and nothing to do with it!

(is totally not starting on the killing one, damn your amazing prompts)

Re: FILL: Enough Is As Good As A Feast (6/6)

[aikora]

can I have it?
>:D

Re: FILL: Enough Is As Good As A Feast (6/6)

[ilostmynuts]

This was fantastic! :)

Re: FILL: Enough Is As Good As A Feast (6/6)

[alkja]

So hot I can hardly breathe.

Re: FILL: Enough Is As Good As A Feast (6/6)

[alkja]

Super hot. Especially the taxi.