Re: You on a date with John!anonymousedwardMarch 18 2011, 04:22:18 UTC
"So...." "Yeah." "Um." "So, who the hell are you?" "Call me ED." "What? Why?" *shrug* "...Okay then. I'm John. So, do you go on blind dates often?" "..." "Right. So, ah, what exactly are you staring at?" "Grooves in the table. Do you ever think about what it would be like if you were shrunk to microscopic size? Someone's fingertip would be a mess of mountainous ridges and valleys." "Well that's... interesting." "I suppose. I'm bored." "I'm... sorry?" "It's okay. Not your fault. No offense, but I'm only here to practice social skills." "I wonder why." "Because I'm socially retarded." "That was sarcasm." "Case in point. Look, you're not even my type." "You shouldn't judge a book by its cover. I could be your type." "Unless you are concealing breasts and a vagina under your clothes, I seriously doubt it." "Oh. OH." "That's what she said." "Can we get the check, please?"
"Yeah."
"Um."
"So, who the hell are you?"
"Call me ED."
"What? Why?"
*shrug*
"...Okay then. I'm John. So, do you go on blind dates often?"
"..."
"Right. So, ah, what exactly are you staring at?"
"Grooves in the table. Do you ever think about what it would be like if you were shrunk to microscopic size? Someone's fingertip would be a mess of mountainous ridges and valleys."
"Well that's... interesting."
"I suppose. I'm bored."
"I'm... sorry?"
"It's okay. Not your fault. No offense, but I'm only here to practice social skills."
"I wonder why."
"Because I'm socially retarded."
"That was sarcasm."
"Case in point. Look, you're not even my type."
"You shouldn't judge a book by its cover. I could be your type."
"Unless you are concealing breasts and a vagina under your clothes, I seriously doubt it."
"Oh. OH."
"That's what she said."
"Can we get the check, please?"
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