Fill: The Rise and Fall of LOLSherlock (2/6)
anonymous
February 9 2011, 02:53:16 UTC
11th June LOLSherlock 2
I try to be a reasonable flatmate. You wouldn’t believe some of the things I put up with. However, I do NOT put up with toes in the sugar bowl. HUMAN TOES! Therefore, it is time for another installment of LOLSherlock:
So as of last month, Sherlock still hadn’t done the laundry ONCE. I eventually had a little sit-down strike until he finally agreed to do his share of the chores. About three hours after he’d agreed to this, I realised that I hadn’t seen Sherlock in an awfully long time, so I went to check on him. Guess what? He had somehow managed to separate the laundry into 31 DIFFERENT LOADS. Separated first by type of clothing (a load entirely of socks!) and then by colour and fabric (a load entirely of navy, cotton socks!). When I got there, there were only three pairs of socks in the machine. It would have taken him until next week!
Sherlock is a 28-year-old man who still does not know how to do his own laundry. Say it with me everybody:
Fill: The Rise and Fall of LOLSherlock (3a/6)
anonymous
February 9 2011, 02:55:46 UTC
18th June LOLSherlock 3Harry, I’m sorry I had to cut our evening short. I know you love this segment, though, so hopefully explaining WHY our evening got cut short will make it up to you
( ... )
Fill: The Rise and Fall of LOLSherlock (3b/6)
anonymous
February 9 2011, 02:57:16 UTC
Oh, I love tarantulas! They’re so fuzzy! :D You shouldn’t be afraid of spiders, Sherlock. They’re the best way to get rid of fruit flies, and their webs are works of mathematical genius!
Molly Hooper 18 June 21:15
i am totally willing to kill spiders without being a BITCH about it!
theimprobableone 18 June 21:16
EEK! ENOUGH SPIDER TALK! :(
Harry Watson 18 June 21:19
For the last time, I am not afraid of spiders!
Sherlock Holmes 18 June 21:22
Good. Because there’s a big one in the tub right now. How about YOU kill it?
John Watson 18 June 21:28
You spotted it, so you can take care of it.
Sherlock Holmes 18 June 21:29
What a brilliant rule! Why didn’t that apply THIS EVENING?
John Watson 18 June 21:31
D: Is the spider dead yet? Don’t leave me hanging, John! D: D: D:
Harry Watson 18 June 22:01
It’s dead. Guess who DIDN’T kill it? (Hint: the title of this post.)
Fill: The Rise and Fall of LOLSherlock (4a/6)
anonymous
February 9 2011, 02:59:47 UTC
25th June LOLSherlock 4
Without me, Sherlock would die. I have scientific proof. Yesterday, Sherlock did the shopping and returned with:
1. Marmite 2. A head of lettuce 3. 5 cans of Red Bull (why 5?!)
Once, I sent him out for milk and he came back with Tampons. TAMPONS! I don’t even want to know what he did with those… Also, once I caught him eating sesame seeds for breakfast. Because that was all he’d picked up the previous day: sesame seeds. Apparently, he thinks that’s shopping. I have calculated that, without my intervention, he would have died of scurvy at least three times over. ALL I ASK IS FOR SOME APPRECIATION!
28 comments
maybe you should appreciate that sherlock is a GENIUS and doesn’t have time to worry about your stupid shopping!
theimprobableone 25 June 12:42
Who the @&#* ARE you, and why are you trolling my blog?
John Watson 25 June 12:48
no YOU’RE a troll! you look like one & you have the brain of one!
Fill: The Rise and Fall of LOLSherlock (5a/6)
anonymous
February 9 2011, 03:03:03 UTC
28th June LOLSherlock 5? 6? I’ve lost count…
Today I arrived home just in time to see Sherlock, blindfolded, trip over the coffee table and land flat on his face. That is all.
19 comments
He does that sometimes when you’re not around too, dear. ~Mrs Hudson
Marie Turner 28 June 18:21
He’s out of his mind and a freak, what do you expect? Have you given any further thought to picking up a hobby instead?
Sally Donovan 28 June 18:29
JUST BECAUSE I CAN!
D. Anderson 28 June 18:38
I don’t want to know. Do I want to know? I don’t want to know…
G. Lestrade 28 June 18:49
Just out of curiosity, did he say why?
Sarah Sawyer 28 June 19:00
It’s an experiment, of course. How could walking around the flat blindfolded banging into furniture NOT be an experiment?
John Watson 28 June 19:05
It wasn’t an experiment. I was merely testing my knowledge of the layout of our flat. In a life-or-death situation where the lights have gone out, such information is crucial.
Fill: The Rise and Fall of LOLSherlock (6/6)
anonymous
February 9 2011, 03:06:31 UTC
29th June The end of LOLSherlock
In the interests of not involving this blog in ongoing criminal investigations, I’ve decided to discontinue the LOLSherlock feature. Sorry to all of you who enjoyed it.
4 comments
D: John, what’s going on?!
Harry Watson 29 June 6:23
The one time this mundane blog of yours might be useful, and you shut it down?!?
Sherlock Holmes 29 June 6:24
I’m NOT acting as bait to lure out Moriarty. For the last time, Sherlock!
John Watson 29 June 6:25
Also: Pick one form of punctuation and stick with it. (God, it feels good to finally give you a taste of your own medicine.)
John Watson 29 June 6:26
Comments on this post have been frozen.
There are no further entries with the tag lolsherlock.
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Dear Jim, can you please fix it for me, to not have bungled all that coding? o.O
Re: Fill: The Rise and Fall of LOLSherlock (6/6)
anonymous
February 9 2011, 04:44:14 UTC
I can't believe how much this made me laugh. It got to the point where just the sight of 'LOLSherlock' made me giggle. And the exchange between John and theimprobableone... LMAO.
I think I'm going to be reading this many, many more times! ♥
Re: Fill: The Rise and Fall of LOLSherlock (6/6)
anonymous
February 9 2011, 17:28:13 UTC
This is perfect. I love Harry, Molly's comment on spider webs (don't kill spiders, spiders are useful!), Sherlock outing Sally and Anderson, and I'm now picturing Mrs Turner and Mrs Hudson drinking tea and reading blogs together. So sweet.
Also, is it bad that Sherlock's reason for blinfolding himself made me go 'ah yes, that makes sense, I'll have to try that as well.' Then I remembered that I'm not a genius detective. FML.
4th June
Help me settle a bet
For £10: any reasonably intelligent person in their right mind KNOWS WHO WON THE WORLD CUP, Y/N?
26 comments
What? You mean this last one? That’s easy: Spain.
Bill Murray 4 June 6:45
Spain. Everyone knows that.
Mike Stamford 4 June 6:58
Spain. Is this going to be another of your ‘pub night’ stories, John?
Sarah Sawyer 4 June 7:02
Spain. ‘Pub night’ stories?! Dish, dish! ;)
Harry Watson 4 June 7:58
Yes, this IS a ‘pub night’ story! You wouldn’t BELIEVE who didn’t get that question right on quiz night!
John Watson 4 June 8:22
It’s pointless trivia. Honestly, John, we’ve had this argument a thousand times already!
Sherlock Holmes 4 June 8:24
LOLSherlock!
Harry Watson 4 June 8:35
Oh, I watched that! Spain! :D It was Spain, right?
Molly Hooper 4 June 9:01
LOLSherlock, indeed! Who *doesn’t* know it’s Spain?
Sally Donovan 4 June 9:33
Seriously, Sherlock? Seriously ( ... )
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No, please. Poke more fun. Poke away!
G. Lestrade 4 June 10:07
Is anyone else saving this in case he flounces? I swear, I’m tacking this up on my WALL!
D. Anderson 4 June 10:10
This should be a new feature on your blog, John! It’s *brilliant*!
Sally Donovan 4 June 10:19
Call it LOLSherlock!
Harry Watson 4 June 10:21
LOLSherlock!
Sally Donovan 4 June 10:22
LOLSherlock!
G. Lestrade 4 June 10:22
LOLSherlock! (That IS fun to say, isn’t it?)
Molly Hooper 4 June 10:23
LOLSherlock, LOLSherlock, LOLSherlock!
D. Anderson 4 June 10:23
The masses have spoken. LOLSherlock, it is.
John Watson 4 June 10:25
I hate you all.
Sherlock Holmes 4 June 10:26
You still owe me £10.
John Watson 4 June 10:28
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LOLSherlock 2
I try to be a reasonable flatmate. You wouldn’t believe some of the things I put up with. However, I do NOT put up with toes in the sugar bowl. HUMAN TOES! Therefore, it is time for another installment of LOLSherlock:
So as of last month, Sherlock still hadn’t done the laundry ONCE. I eventually had a little sit-down strike until he finally agreed to do his share of the chores. About three hours after he’d agreed to this, I realised that I hadn’t seen Sherlock in an awfully long time, so I went to check on him. Guess what? He had somehow managed to separate the laundry into 31 DIFFERENT LOADS. Separated first by type of clothing (a load entirely of socks!) and then by colour and fabric (a load entirely of navy, cotton socks!). When I got there, there were only three pairs of socks in the machine. It would have taken him until next week!
Sherlock is a 28-year-old man who still does not know how to do his own laundry. Say it with me everybody:
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LOLSherlock!
Sally Donovan 11 June 19:21
( ... )
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LOLSherlock 3Harry, I’m sorry I had to cut our evening short. I know you love this segment, though, so hopefully explaining WHY our evening got cut short will make it up to you ( ... )
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Oh, I love tarantulas! They’re so fuzzy! :D You shouldn’t be afraid of spiders, Sherlock. They’re the best way to get rid of fruit flies, and their webs are works of mathematical genius!
Molly Hooper 18 June 21:15
i am totally willing to kill spiders without being a BITCH about it!
theimprobableone 18 June 21:16
EEK! ENOUGH SPIDER TALK! :(
Harry Watson 18 June 21:19
For the last time, I am not afraid of spiders!
Sherlock Holmes 18 June 21:22
Good. Because there’s a big one in the tub right now. How about YOU kill it?
John Watson 18 June 21:28
You spotted it, so you can take care of it.
Sherlock Holmes 18 June 21:29
What a brilliant rule! Why didn’t that apply THIS EVENING?
John Watson 18 June 21:31
D: Is the spider dead yet? Don’t leave me hanging, John! D: D: D:
Harry Watson 18 June 22:01
It’s dead. Guess who DIDN’T kill it? (Hint: the title of this post.)
John Watson 18 June 22:41
:D
Harry Watson 18 June 22:43
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LOLSherlock 4
Without me, Sherlock would die. I have scientific proof. Yesterday, Sherlock did the shopping and returned with:
1. Marmite
2. A head of lettuce
3. 5 cans of Red Bull (why 5?!)
Once, I sent him out for milk and he came back with Tampons. TAMPONS! I don’t even want to know what he did with those… Also, once I caught him eating sesame seeds for breakfast. Because that was all he’d picked up the previous day: sesame seeds. Apparently, he thinks that’s shopping. I have calculated that, without my intervention, he would have died of scurvy at least three times over. ALL I ASK IS FOR SOME APPRECIATION!
28 comments
maybe you should appreciate that sherlock is a GENIUS and doesn’t have time to worry about your stupid shopping!
theimprobableone 25 June 12:42
Who the @&#* ARE you, and why are you trolling my blog?
John Watson 25 June 12:48
no YOU’RE a troll! you look like one & you have the brain of one!
theimprobableone 25 June 12:49
theimprobableone has been banned.
Tampons? Kinky!
Bill Murray 25 June ( ... )
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!!!!!!!!!!!
John Watson 25 June 13:26
That does not constitute a sentence.
Sherlock Holmes 25 June 13:28
BUY YOUR OWN MILK!
John Watson 25 June 13:29
Capital letters are reserved for the beginnings of sentences and proper nouns. I know you know this, John.
Sherlock Holmes 25 June 13:31
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
John Watson 25 June 13:32
Now you’re just doing it on purpose.
Sherlock Holmes 25 June 13:33
Brilliant deduction, Sherlock.
John Watson 25 June 13:35
Sarcasm? Really, John?
Sherlock Holmes 25 June 13:36
Marrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrried! :D
Harry Watson 25 June 13:39
How many times do I have to tell you, Harry? It’s not funny!
John Watson 25 June 13:40
No, it really is.
Sally Donovan 25 June 13:45
Take THIS!
D. Anderson 25 June 13:54
Jejune.
Sherlock Holmes 25 June 13:55
Look who’s talking!
John Watson 25 June 13:57
So…who finally got the milk?
Sarah Sawyer 25 June 15:07
Sherlock. FINALLY!
John Watson 25 June 15:48
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LOLSherlock 5? 6? I’ve lost count…
Today I arrived home just in time to see Sherlock, blindfolded, trip over the coffee table and land flat on his face. That is all.
19 comments
He does that sometimes when you’re not around too, dear. ~Mrs Hudson
Marie Turner 28 June 18:21
He’s out of his mind and a freak, what do you expect? Have you given any further thought to picking up a hobby instead?
Sally Donovan 28 June 18:29
JUST BECAUSE I CAN!
D. Anderson 28 June 18:38
I don’t want to know. Do I want to know? I don’t want to know…
G. Lestrade 28 June 18:49
Just out of curiosity, did he say why?
Sarah Sawyer 28 June 19:00
It’s an experiment, of course. How could walking around the flat blindfolded banging into furniture NOT be an experiment?
John Watson 28 June 19:05
It wasn’t an experiment. I was merely testing my knowledge of the layout of our flat. In a life-or-death situation where the lights have gone out, such information is crucial.
Sherlock Holmes 28 June 19:07
Well, that’s all right then. As long as ( ... )
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I really do wish you’d stop this, John. It’s unbefitting. Besides, I don’t even know what I’ve done to provoke you this time.
Sherlock Holmes 28 June 19:45
You were BLEEDING! From your HEAD!
John Watson 28 June 19:48
You two are just too sweet.
Sarah Sawyer 28 June 19:52
Aww, does poor Sherlock have a boo-boo? Don’t worry, baby. Daddy will kiss it ~all~ better! xoxo
Anonymous 28 June 19:55
Lestrade!
John Watson 28 June 20:01
IT is trying to trace it right now!
G. Lestrade 28 June 20:03
You’re all so pwecious! ♥
Anonymous 28 June 20:04
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The end of LOLSherlock
In the interests of not involving this blog in ongoing criminal investigations, I’ve decided to discontinue the LOLSherlock feature. Sorry to all of you who enjoyed it.
4 comments
D: John, what’s going on?!
Harry Watson 29 June 6:23
The one time this mundane blog of yours might be useful, and you shut it down?!?
Sherlock Holmes 29 June 6:24
I’m NOT acting as bait to lure out Moriarty. For the last time, Sherlock!
John Watson 29 June 6:25
Also: Pick one form of punctuation and stick with it. (God, it feels good to finally give you a taste of your own medicine.)
John Watson 29 June 6:26
Comments on this post have been frozen.
There are no further entries with the tag lolsherlock.
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Dear Jim, can you please fix it for me, to not have bungled all that coding? o.O
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I think I'm going to be reading this many, many more times! ♥
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Also, is it bad that Sherlock's reason for blinfolding himself made me go 'ah yes, that makes sense, I'll have to try that as well.' Then I remembered that I'm not a genius detective. FML.
Anyway, thank you for sharing.
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Without me, Sherlock would die. I have scientific proof. Yesterday, Sherlock did the shopping and returned with:
1. Marmite
2. A head of lettuce
3. 5 cans of Red Bull (why 5?!)
DYING
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