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Prompting: Part VIII

Dec 21, 2010 17:23

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dark, sexy or humorous, the fic must contain these three phrases, in any order: anonymous December 30 2010, 07:28:39 UTC

"It's bigger on the inside. Probably from putting it in too much."

"Well, 'Hung like a horse,' you mean..."

"Mummy never did it that way..."

Re: dark, sexy or humorous, the fic must contain these three phrases, in any order: anonymous December 30 2010, 07:33:44 UTC

I GOT THIS.

A Turn of Phrase 1/8 (NC-17) as_i_am December 31 2010, 05:44:09 UTC

Okay, my goal with this was to NOT make it crack and try to get the phrases in seriously. I had trouble with the 'It's bigger on the inside...' line so I had to cheat a little. :\ Hopefully the copious amounts of porn will make up for it.

Um, warnings? This is filthy. So goddamn, unholy filthy I should be embarrassed. But I like sexually-assured John and Sherlock, soooo. I hope you enjoy! And I'm sorry I have no Sherlock icons. :( I'm very new to the fandom ( ... )

Re: A Turn of Phrase 1/8 (NC-17) iamladyliberty January 7 2011, 05:26:21 UTC

John wasn't sure he wanted his psyche molested by Sherlock, but he doubted much of it was still virginal on that front anyway.

FYI--I love you already, mr./ms. as_i_am.

A Turn of Phrase 2/8 (probably more, eff these character limits) as_i_am December 31 2010, 05:49:03 UTC

"You find me aesthetically pleasing, I knew even before you admitted it just now. You have a certain way of looking at me, especially when we're in comfortable, neutral territory at home, your gaze often lingers, when you don't have to worry about the scrutiny of others. You fancy me in that blue dressing gown, you look at me more than at other times when I'm wearing it ( ... )

Re: A Turn of Phrase 2/8 (probably more, eff these character limits) anonymous December 31 2010, 20:29:45 UTC

{Short break in reading to say that the last bit had me in STITCHES. Okay, continuing. XD}

A Turn of Phrase 3/8 as_i_am December 31 2010, 05:50:40 UTC

At home, John feared things might turn a bit awkward, but instead they simply relaxed into a common, comfortable stupor. Sherlock changed into his pajamas and blue dressing gown and John stripped down to his jeans and button-up. A cup of tea and an hour or so of telly while sitting on the couch together eased things further. Sherlock fussed with his tea, never happy with it-there either wasn't enough milk, or too much, or it wasn't hot enough, or it was too hot. He got up several times. "Mummy never did it that way…" he muttered at his cup. John was used to this idiosyncrasy and ignored him ( ... )

A Turn of Phrase 4/8 as_i_am December 31 2010, 05:52:18 UTC

"Hmm." Sherlock's voice lowered and turned into a sensuous, baritone rumble which made John's cock twitch and swell further. "You're quite fit." He slid his hands over John's bare chest, beneath the curtains of his open shirt. "Good bit of muscle from the army still ( ... )

A Turn of Phrase 5/8 as_i_am December 31 2010, 05:54:09 UTC

Sherlock bobbed smoothly, swiftly, expertly. A few strokes and he took even more than half, his cheeks hallowing. Then he opened his eyes and gazed up at John as he worked on him, focused and intense. The sight was almost too much ( ... )

Re: A Turn of Phrase 5/8 spiderine March 29 2011, 14:39:16 UTC

OMG this is extraordinarily hot and amusing at the same time. I adore you.

I do, however, feel obliged as a former employee of a sex-toy shop and lecturer on the subject to remind readers that oil-based lubricants should not be used with condoms, as they weaken the latex and render the condom prone to breakage.

This has been your safe-sex PSA for the day. Carry on with the smut, please and thank you!

A Turn of Phrase 6/8 as_i_am December 31 2010, 05:55:23 UTC

"Very well." He began to settle down, and then stopped. "Do you want the light on or off ( ... )

A Turn of Phrase 7/8 as_i_am December 31 2010, 05:56:38 UTC

John could picture his long, slender legs in that position and almost groaned. "Tell me ( ... )

A Turn of Phrase 8a/8 as_i_am December 31 2010, 05:58:14 UTC

John finally found relief, pounding hard against his upraised ass, Sherlock's face in the pillow, his moans muffled but positively swelling with delight. The edges of John's vision went black and glittering when he came into the condom, stiffening so hard his muscles burned, and then falling into uncontrollable shudders. Sherlock turned his face to the side and groaned out. "Oh John, push up deeper so I can feel you pulsing ( ... )

A Turn of Phrase 8b/8 as_i_am December 31 2010, 05:59:58 UTC

"Yes, you are," he said instead. "And it's the most beautiful goddamn thing I've ever seen ( ... )

Re: A Turn of Phrase 8b/8 anonymous December 31 2010, 06:15:49 UTC

Very nicely done. Stumbled on this as you were posting, and I found the demanding, technical sexy!talk highly in character and appropriate.
Thanks!

Re: A Turn of Phrase 8b/8 as_i_am December 31 2010, 06:17:31 UTC

Thank you! I'm a sucker for dirty talk.

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