Sherlock knows nothing about romance, but thinks maybe he's in love with John. So he watches some romantic movies to get some ideas.
This leads to Sherlock trying out every cliche in the book/on the screen with John, whether they're already in a relationship or he's trying to start one.
John puts up with a lot from Sherlock, he does the shopping and what tidying needs to be done, and he doesn't make messes. So why, then, did he think no one would want him for a flatmate?
Bonus: It has to do with how being in Afghanistan affected him.
small fill, off the top of my head: In the deep of the nightscap3goatSeptember 8 2010, 00:42:00 UTC
John Watson was a quiet man, calm, collected, retaining some of the discipline and order he had learned in the Army. He wasn't above cooking, cleaning and shopping - not because he liked it much, but because sometimes it needed to be done.
"Who'd want me for a flatmate?"The question's half a joke, half desperate truth. Stamford doesn't understand, doesn't understand the miserable truth about what bruised and bent man he'd returned from Afghanistan
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discovery of android!sherlock, j/s, robot sex?
anonymous
August 21 2010, 00:19:53 UTC
was deleted off the last prompt page cuz came in after cutoff
the reason sherlock never eats? he's a highly advanced android. one day he collapses unconscious at baker street (power-saver mode) because he forgot to recharge himself. this sends a help signal to mycroft (he's maker? brother robot? human brother?) but he's busy so he sends a text to john telling him to plug in sherlock. (a plug on his lower back?)
at first this is shocking for john, but then it explains so much: his incredible brain, he doesn't have to sleep etc...
sherlock recovers and is surprise/distraught someone knows his secret. john discovers he still loves him even though he's an android. then sex??? (robots dont have refractory periods?)
[Fill - 1/4] Plug Me In - Android!Sherlock/John - NC-17
anonymous
August 23 2010, 23:23:52 UTC
“Be a dear and plug Sherlock in for me? He needs recharging and I’m a bit busy to do it myself. - MH”John reads the text, looks at it for a moment, cocks his head to the side, reads it again. He doesn’t get texts from Mycroft that often and when he does they are always to do with Sherlock. Get Sherlock this, tell Sherlock that, normal brotherly things, so the abnormality of this request makes him boggle
( ... )
A famous magician is in London for one night only. John gets tickets and invites Sarah but she never turns up. Sherlock, of course, appears and invites himself along. He then sits through most of the show telling John how ridiculous it all is and explaining in detail how every trick works. That is, until he gets picked to go on stage.
Being as it isn't exactly safe sex, John has never got to act on one of his deepest secret kinks.
...Being used by two (or more) men. One fucking him after the other with come for lube.
Good thing Sherlock knows how to run lab tests. And knows a bloke married to his job. And is a willing and understanding boyfriend. (And Bill Murray's wife is open to this sort of thing, lord, IDK, if you want 3+)
Anyway. Sherlock and Lestrade, and John crazy about having an ass full of come.
FILLED: What I need you to do, Sherlock/John, Lestrade/John
anonymous
September 11 2010, 21:27:46 UTC
Oh, his therapist would have a lot to say about this. Or very little. John imagines the silence, tick tock, tick tock, as she tries to find a way to not be judgemental but at the same time express her concern over what is no doubt a symptom of his PTSD. Self harming, in a way. A physical demonstration of his lack of self worth
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This leads to Sherlock trying out every cliche in the book/on the screen with John, whether they're already in a relationship or he's trying to start one.
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Bonus: It has to do with how being in Afghanistan affected him.
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"Who'd want me for a flatmate?"The question's half a joke, half desperate truth. Stamford doesn't understand, doesn't understand the miserable truth about what bruised and bent man he'd returned from Afghanistan ( ... )
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the reason sherlock never eats? he's a highly advanced android. one day he collapses unconscious at baker street (power-saver mode) because he forgot to recharge himself. this sends a help signal to mycroft (he's maker? brother robot? human brother?) but he's busy so he sends a text to john telling him to plug in sherlock. (a plug on his lower back?)
at first this is shocking for john, but then it explains so much: his incredible brain, he doesn't have to sleep etc...
sherlock recovers and is surprise/distraught someone knows his secret. john discovers he still loves him even though he's an android. then sex??? (robots dont have refractory periods?)
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android porn ftw.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_m17HK97M8
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...Being used by two (or more) men. One fucking him after the other with come for lube.
Good thing Sherlock knows how to run lab tests. And knows a bloke married to his job. And is a willing and understanding boyfriend. (And Bill Murray's wife is open to this sort of thing, lord, IDK, if you want 3+)
Anyway. Sherlock and Lestrade, and John crazy about having an ass full of come.
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