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Please write me some terrible, cracktastic, ooc, poorly written, trite, and cringe-worthy fics. The worse they are the better.
Bad spelling and grammar are encouraged, but please don't overdo this to the point where I have no idea what you are saying.
Love,
Anonette
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"OOH MISTER HOLMES"
A FAN FICTION
"john i am home now" sherlock announced in a manly voice stridng into 221b's living room "and i am looking so hansome" he declraed loudily. he wuz wearing the PURPLE SHIT OF SEX!! (( AUTORS NOT: omg tee hee doesnt benny look good in that??? so hotttttt <3 okay bk to the fic now ))
"an also my shirt opened?" shelock said confusedley. his shirt was open revealing big strong mussels underneeth.
john was very aroused. "ooh mr holmes ooh" he said, swoning at the site of sherlok with his shirt open. "lets do it"
"yes" ejeculated serlock "and i will leave my chekbones on"
john gazed deply into sherlokcs eyes. he had an boner.
MEANWHIEL IN A 20 MILE RADIOUS OF THIS EVENTT
UMBELLAS RIPPING "ooh mister holmes"
LESTRAD TURNIGN GAY "ooh mister holmes!"
IT WAS AMAZING.
the end
(( AUTHRO'S NOSE: omg i love johnlokc, they are so cute 2gether!!!! ireen adder is such a b*tch, i wish she wuz DEAD, omg, nobody luvs sherlik as much as jhon does < ( ... )
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Also, let's ignore the fact that Mycroft is apparently getting off to his little brother nailing someone. Enough that his goddamn umbrella tears, even!
"he had an boner" made me laugh uncontrollably while writing. I'M NOT EVEN SORRY.
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I think my favorite part was the Author commenting about how good BC looks in the purple shirt of sex.
Anon, you spend a lot of time at ff.net, don't you? Because this was brilliant.
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And no, surprisingly not. I used to, though. The comment on the shirt is actually based on the fan base for the #purple shirt of sex over at tumblr; I just twisted it to make it the crazed pre-teen fangirl style of gushing.
Glad you liked it! ;)
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Every single sentence. I can't. Laughing forever.
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And that's the part that killed me ded.
You know, there's probably something very similar to this on ff.net, somewhere.
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Possibly - no, what am I saying? Definitely! - the greatest line in all of English literature :-)
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omg <3
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