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[anonymous]

Sherlock shaves Moriarty's eyebrows off. Shaves them right the fuck off.

[anonymous]

I second this with the burning passion of a thousand eyebrow hairs.

Title: Right the Fuck Off

[murf1307]

John watches the proceedings, jaw practically on the floor. He turns to the fellow beside him, who is similarly perplexed. "Do you have any idea what's going on?"

"Not a one, Dr. Watson." The man takes his eyes away from the events before them and holds out a hand. "Sorry about the almost-shooting-you thing; Col. Sebastian Moran."

Incredulous, John shakes the hand without tearing his eyes away from Sherlock and Moriarty scrapping on the floor next to the pool.

They fight like girls, all scratching and hair-pulling, until there's something shiny in Sherlock's hand and he's pinning Moriarty's shoulders down with his knees. Moriarty is bucking and shrieking, and John realizes -- that's a razor.

But instead of doing the obvious, murder-related thing, Sherlock takes the razor to Moriarty's eyebrows.

"That's unusual," he says, because, really, what do you say when your flatmate the consulting detective starts shaving off the eyebrows of a consulting criminal who had previously strapped a bomb to your chest

Re: Title: Right the Fuck Off

[anonymous]

ahaha, oh, that was wonderful!

Re: Title: Right the Fuck Off

[anonymous]

ohsweetfucknuggestsofgold
that was perfect

Re: Title: Right the Fuck Off

[anonymous]

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