so, my self-mutalator decided to stab himself with a coat hanger tonight. OH JOY!

Good night Ernie.

Good night Clarence.

ok, so I learned my lesson. Don't trust everything you hear, double check your information and only use reputable sources ( Read more... )

OK. So this should just about be my #1 all time top of the A-List prime "my life sucks" topper. "Hey baby, you're beautiful. what'd'ya say if you could come see me after you get done work and SERVICE ME. YEAH! COME'ON you would make me so happy. Touch me right there. PLEEEEEEEZE?" What makes this so disgustingly pathetic is that he ( Read more... )

My friend was taken off of life support today, and he died. There is another Angel in Heaven named Clarence. I CAN HEAR THE BELL!

Zuzu- '"Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings"
George Baily- "Atta'boy, Clarence!" ('It's a Wonderful Life')

Ok, so I've been told that they will be taking my friend off of life support tomorrow. I'm not really sure how to process this. I can only hope and pray that his wife and family will be alright. He did not deserve this.

Say NO to stress........................................ JUST SAY NO!

OK, so my life has flipped over yet again. In case you weren't aware, i am no longer a Unit Manager. i turned in my keys 2 weeks ago. A mistake was made by one of the nurses on my floor and I was not told of it. the nurse did an accu-check on one of the residents with a result of <20. He gave a shot of Glucagon and called the Dr. Another shot ( Read more... )

YIPPPPEEEEE!

"Necrobiosis Lipoidica Septal Panniculitis" gesundheit! 38 fucking letters long. layman lingo; inflammatory disease of the connective tissue between leg muscle and protective fat layer of deep layer of tissue. Can be associated but not necessarily caused by diabetes. bottom line---leg pain and potential for SEVERE tissue damage from ANY ( Read more... )

Mac Book Pro

fantastic! will just take a bit of getting use to.

finally! it's about damn time!