Kentucky Fried Chicken is made from absurdly small chickens - hardly bigger than Cornish game hens, and certainly smaller than an Archaeopteryx. you get maybe two or three bites of meat off of a thigh or breast (the meatiest bits), so a 16-piece "bucket" of chicken pieces isn't nearly as much food as it sounds like. (we used to call it "Kentucky Fried Rat", both for the smallness of the pieces and for the imagined unsanitary nature of the the food.)
you can't build a time machine out of a maser, some neutronium, and a set of synchros, though. you need a flux capacitor, a couple of Higgs Bosons, a Burroughs Irrelevancy Drive, a large quantity of unobtanium, and a pinch of pixie dust. and tents are absurdly uncomfortable - sleep in the ship.
besides, fried Archaeopteryx really doesn't taste good enough to be worth the trouble.
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google maps: Did you mean: Toronto Pearson International Airport?
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you can't build a time machine out of a maser, some neutronium, and a set of synchros, though. you need a flux capacitor, a couple of Higgs Bosons, a Burroughs Irrelevancy Drive, a large quantity of unobtanium, and a pinch of pixie dust. and tents are absurdly uncomfortable - sleep in the ship.
besides, fried Archaeopteryx really doesn't taste good enough to be worth the trouble.
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