4th Wall A Go Go

[shenghuanzhe]

I know I ain't fuckin' hallucinating, so suddenly the ship's manifest says there's a few dozen extra people on board? The fuck?

[Kage's drinking on the job. Classy, Kage.

He doesn't care, though, because apparently the ship is going absolutely nuts. May as well have a drink before the entire Elegante goes tits up.]

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[liiikesthisgame]

[Hey hey Kage, see that pony bouncing over your important papers?]

PEW PEW PEW/

[shenghuanzhe]

Horses don't fuckin' say pew pew pew, kiddo, now fuck off I'm workin'.

[Hard at work with a beer and some papers, that's Kage. He pushes the pony away.]

[liiikesthisgame]

I'm a cowboy.

[He's disappeared. Be afraid, Kage. Because he's climbing up the side of your head.]

GIDDY UP!

[shenghuanzhe]

Zeshat in a fuckin' tidepool--gerrof me!

[Kage grabs at whatever is climbing up his head with the intention of hurling it against the nearest wall.]

Fuck!

one more for good measure, don't expect icness

[intothederpface]

This ain't the fucking shipwreck.

I'm sorry, but that username is the best ever. Paul Walker cannot move his face right.

[shenghuanzhe]

[Another one?]

Zeshat fuckin' wept--you know what it means if I say that we all get a share if one'a us dies?

all the icons on this account prove it

[intothederpface]

....The rest of you all get a share of the gold on the Zephyr?

[prgrmdforlove]

Hey, there! Do you know where Warren is?

[shenghuanzhe]

No fuckin' clue. There ain't a passenger on board by that name.

[prgrmdforlove]

Hm. I guess he's not here, then. [Because that's totally not what Kage JUST SAID.]

Are we on a boat?

[iceicebebe]

Feel it, if you know what I mean -- Give it up for those heroes in green

[ilikesoap]

Kage~

[Can you hear the smile in his voice?]