new SGU fic: You might be a redneck if...

[shena8]

Title: You might be a redneck if...
Author: Shenandoah Risu
Rating: PG-13
Content Flags: alien toilet humor of the worst kind/ crack!fic
Spoilers: Season 2 "Awakening"
Prompt: 25- SGU, Col. Telford, crack
Characters: Telford, assorted Ursini
Word Count: 585
Summary: *Scccrrrrttcchhh*
Author's Notes: Written for Theme Week Day 4 at 

Comments

[elaiel]

Oh no, crackfic! This made me snigger. :)

[shena8]

Wow, you are fast! I haven't even posted it to SGL yet! Thanks so much for the comment - for some reason Telford is perfect for crack!fic in my demented brain... I'm glad it made you laugh!

[thimpressionist]

*giggles madly* At least it was only his bum they thought needed fixing!

[shena8]

Oh, poor Telford... I'm so glad his plight made you giggle. I'm just sooooo intrigued by his time among the Ursini!!

[kimmy4eytj]

I must not get around much 'cause I wasn't sure what is crackfic. Thanks for the edumacation :) If he's got a hairy butt - ouch. Let's hope it's good quality duct tape and not an off brand. Those have poor tearing/peeling quality.

[shena8]

LOL! Well, I'm sorry I ruined your introduction to crack!fic with something about an actual crack. Sometimes it's just really fun to take a prompt completely at face value! Crack!fic is "fic (written)on crack", something totally crazy/ impossible/ illogical, and usually funny. I dunno - Telford and the Ursini are just so cute together!!

[elaiel]

Okay, I have read this several times before and it's STILL pantwettingly funny! :D

[shena8]

"pantwettingly" - I MUST add this word to my vocabulary! LOL!! And that episode was such a perfect setup for Telfor/ Ursini slash and all sorts of alien hanky-panky. I'm glad it still makes you smile. There will definitely be sequels to this ditty!