[Nosecone] Sir, if I may, I believe I have a solution. I learned this from watching several of the Earth programs while awaiting the completion of the rest of you.
[Scattershot] Capital idea! ...what were you thinking?
[Nosecone] *points to a series of doors, three on each side, leading down a narrow hallway.* Commander, a basic analysis of the current situation utilizing the General Theory of Relativity and String Theory, coupled in Roller's Unified Theory, suggests that with the current flux of reality, we will be able to make a convenient and rather improbable escape. I also estimate a 68.9% chance of comical results.
[Strafe] *bolts out of one door* Ru oh Rafterburner!
[Afterburner] RUN LIKE YOU'RE BEING PAID FOR IT! *they run in place for a few seconds, then bolt through the door across the way. Catilla's shell is right behind them.
[Lightspeed] *runs out of one door, into another, and emerges from the door further down the hall* This doesn't seem physically possible! *disappears in the door once again*
[Scattershot] *emerging from another door, with Chainclaw right behind him* I know! That's the beauty of it!
* And then, from another door emerges... CY-KILL?
[Cy-Kill] At LAST! Revenge is mine! Revenge is-- *is cut off as Chainclaw's shell tramples over him* ...d'oh. *Coptur emerges and drags him through another door*
[Catilla] *Runs out of the door the two Go-bots just vanished behind and across the way, only to open the next door and find Crasher behind it.*
[Crasher] MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[Catilla] DEAR SWEET PRIMUS! D: *Turns and runs the other way, cross the hall with the Renegade behind them. They both reach the door and vanish throught it...*
[Chainclaw] *Comes running out from the neighboring door.* Catilla? O_o *Peers...goes back through the same door.*
[Catilla] *SCREAMS as he runs out from the door across the way and down the hall, through yet another door, Crasher still behind him.
[Crasher] Come to MAMA!
[Catilla] I HAVE NO MOTHER! THERE IS NO GOD! *Runs through another door...*
*The door slams shut.*
[Chainclaw] *Comes out another door and dashes across the way, this time followed by his own shell being ridden by the Master Gundam, Fuunsaki bringing up the rear.*
*and from a door a little ways down, Air Raid stumbles out, wondering what all the NOISE is... and just stares*
.......I'm not drunk enough for this. -___- *stumbles back into his room*
((OOC: yes, it's 'Taki, and I'm officially playing Air Raid, now... ... *and falls onto the floor, rolling around in an UTTER fit of laughter* XD XD XD I. Can't. BREATHE! XD XD XD))
(( Y'know, it's even funnier if you download and play music from the Benny Hill show while you read this. I'd still like to know why he didn't make an appearance. Death looked good though. He works out all the time, and reaping burns a lot of calories. ))
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[Nosecone] Sir, if I may, I believe I have a solution. I learned this from watching several of the Earth programs while awaiting the completion of the rest of you.
[Scattershot] Capital idea! ...what were you thinking?
[Nosecone] *points to a series of doors, three on each side, leading down a narrow hallway.* Commander, a basic analysis of the current situation utilizing the General Theory of Relativity and String Theory, coupled in Roller's Unified Theory, suggests that with the current flux of reality, we will be able to make a convenient and rather improbable escape. I also estimate a 68.9% chance of comical results.
[Scattershot] I'm game! Let's go, lads!
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[Catilla] Slaggit, they split up!
[Chainclaw] We can do that, too.
[Catilla] ...you're right. Dismount and pursue!
*Both mechs climb off their shells and the four go different ways, opening four seperate doors to give chase.*
*This will not end well.*
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[Afterburner] RUN LIKE YOU'RE BEING PAID FOR IT! *they run in place for a few seconds, then bolt through the door across the way. Catilla's shell is right behind them.
[Lightspeed] *runs out of one door, into another, and emerges from the door further down the hall* This doesn't seem physically possible! *disappears in the door once again*
[Scattershot] *emerging from another door, with Chainclaw right behind him* I know! That's the beauty of it!
* And then, from another door emerges... CY-KILL?
[Cy-Kill] At LAST! Revenge is mine! Revenge is-- *is cut off as Chainclaw's shell tramples over him* ...d'oh. *Coptur emerges and drags him through another door*
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[Crasher] MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[Catilla] DEAR SWEET PRIMUS! D: *Turns and runs the other way, cross the hall with the Renegade behind them. They both reach the door and vanish throught it...*
[Chainclaw] *Comes running out from the neighboring door.* Catilla? O_o *Peers...goes back through the same door.*
[Catilla] *SCREAMS as he runs out from the door across the way and down the hall, through yet another door, Crasher still behind him.
[Crasher] Come to MAMA!
[Catilla] I HAVE NO MOTHER! THERE IS NO GOD! *Runs through another door...*
*The door slams shut.*
[Chainclaw] *Comes out another door and dashes across the way, this time followed by his own shell being ridden by the Master Gundam, Fuunsaki bringing up the rear.*
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.......I'm not drunk enough for this. -___- *stumbles back into his room*
((OOC: yes, it's 'Taki, and I'm officially playing Air Raid, now... ... *and falls onto the floor, rolling around in an UTTER fit of laughter* XD XD XD I. Can't. BREATHE! XD XD XD))
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