Leave me alone in the house and this is what happens

[sheldrake]

Hello. I just spent £1,300 all in one go. I feel a trifle faint. And yet powerful...

I will now drink alcohol and laugh like an evil supervillain.

I'm bored. Do something interesting, someone.

Comments

[lauramcewan]

MY GOODNESS! On what did you spend it? Curious minds want to know. Aphid farms?

[sheldrake]

Yes, I bought an aphid farm. The computer came free...

[lauramcewan]

heeeeeeee!!!

[lazlet]

does this mean that you have ordered your new computer?????

WHOOT!!!!

[sheldrake]

Yay!

It's a right good feeling, so it is. :)

[yellow_oranges]

Ooh! I lurve that feeling. And yet it is very scary. Imitation of evil supervillian is best bet, I feel!

[sheldrake]

Ahahahahaha!

Villainous enough, do you think?

[yellow_oranges]

Well done! Now try this:

MWAHAHahahahahaha

;)

[sheldrake]

*slaps self*

Have I sunk so low I can't even do proper villainous laughter, as learned on ye olde Izzard board in days of yore?

*weeps* (villainously)

[sheldrake]

heh, thanks for your support. :)

'Tis a Dell Precision Thingummy (technical name). With a bunch of extra bits I couldn't resist. Woo, can't wait - this one's a heap of old junk. (But don't tell it I said that).

[lobelia321]

You didn't get a Mac!!!!

*unfriends*

[sheldrake]

*cries*

I'm sure I'll probably live to regret it.

[sheldrake]

That's very clever, but I think this one is way beyond that sort of treatment...