If I Were a Boy, Part Six
Title: If I Were a Boy, Part Four
Summary: What happens in the dark...
Rating: PG 16 (Maybe???)
Of course Sheldon didn’t tell anyone about what happened in the laundry room. He wouldn’t give the others that information namely because he could already anticipate their reactions. And he wouldn’t want them to bring his libido into question.
That information was entirely insignificant.
No matter how much his body temperature rose and now matter how much hormones went rampant through his bloodstream while Penny was stripped down to her underwear in front of him.
On the next Anything Can Happen Thursday, the boys decided that a marathon of Firefly was an adequate way to spend the evening.
When they were all settled in and the lights were turned off, Penny knocked and came in.
"Hey guys! What are we watching?"
"Firefly," Leonard told her, "The greatest sci fi show that never lived for long."
"Shame," said Howard, giving up his seat for her. It placed her right beside Sheldon.
"Oooh, Nathan Fillion," she said with glee, "He’s really hot."
"Call me crazy, but River Tam cam have her way with me anytime," said Raj who was on Penny’s other side.
Penny looked at him, puzzled.
"We’re drinking beer," Raj smiled, "Hi, Penny!"
"Hi Raj!" she shook the hand he offered.
"I thought you liked Inara," Leonard pointed out.
"Yeah, I did. But she keeps playing with Mal’s heart." Raj shook his head, "Why can’t they just admit they love each other?"
"Drama Queen," Howard murmured.
"Penny!" Sheldon squealed, "What are you doing?"
"Nothing," said Penny, as innocent as a lamb.
"Wait! What ARE you doing??" Leonard sprang to his feet, "You can’t put your head there!"
"PENNY!!" Sheldon squealed louder.
"Wow! That sounds steamy!" Howard ran towards the light switch.
But it was too late. Penny was sitting upright in the in the couch, smiling innocently while Sheldon sat next to her, redder than a beetroot.
"Dammit. We missed it," Raj pouted.
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As Raj and Howard have to suffer not knowing what went on in the dark, you will have to suffer the same fate.
Or you could make theories, whichever suits you best.
Parts Four and Five