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[sheer_cold]

Well, I am pleased to see that you all at least realized that I had gone "missing". I had important matters to attend to and they are now completed.

Repliku, I will be expecting fresh iced coffee in my lab tomorrow morning when I awaken.

Comments

[repliku]

...Vexen! You were gone for so long!! You had me extremely worried!!

...you bet! Iced coffee with five ice cube, right...?

[sheer_cold]

I was not gone, actually. I was in my lab and apparently the roar of the machines was not enough to signify that someone was in the lab.

Also, Repliku, I will need to send you on an errand. The Superior failed to inform me that he was going shopping and I will need you to gather my items for me.

... But first, I will outfit you with a radiation suit. You are too expensive to recreate.

[repliku]

...but I went into your lab and I didn't see you! ...though I didn't check the entire place... and those machines were really loud...

Errand?? Sure! I'll do anything to help. I'm sorry I didn't find you in time to tell you that Xemnas went shopping... but I'll make up for it and get you whatever you need!

...radiation suit? Whoa whoa... wait.. am I "expensive"??

[sheer_cold]

That is alright. My lab is a confusing place. You wouldn't have anything to do with some of my missing materials, would you? If you confess, I may not remove any of your limbs as punishment.

That's my boy. It is a rather long list. I will post it shortly, I am still compiling it.

very expensive. Cloning is a difficult process and it took me several tries to make you. So I would like to keep you alive as long as possible.

[scheminghottea]

... oh. You're still around.

[sheer_cold]

VI, you do not seem pleased with this news.

Is it because my presence hinders your ability to steal my supplies?

i know it was you. i will get you. damn kids. think they're all that with their breaking and entering.

[sheer_cold]

back then, we caned the young 'uns for that.

[sheer_cold]

those were the days. How far away they are now.

[xemnass]

Well Vexen...

Nice to see you finally out of the lab...

[sheer_cold]

Well, not even a great mind such as myself can remain confined in the laboratory for long, sir. Field research is a very important part of the scientific process.

a budget increase would make field research easier to perform as well.

[xemnass]

If I were to give you a raise in your salary would you stop comaplaining?

[sheer_cold]

...

Perhaps.