Title: Bearing Gifts
Pairing: Xabi Alonso/Sergio Canales
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: no
Word Count: 1,455
Disclaimer: Not true; I made it all up, meaning no harm or offence.
Summary: Sergio's birthday party is not at all what he wanted. But the present he ends up getting? That's a different story.
Notes: I started writing this for a prompt, but spun out of ( Read more... )

Title: Watching
Pairing: David de Gea/Bojan Krkić, Sergio Canales
Rating: R
Warnings: voyeurism
Word Count: 501
Disclaimer: Not true. As simple as that.
Summary: Sergio has a very special hobby.
Notes: Written for the prompt "spying on two other players making out" on alldayfootiecp.

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Title: Closer
Pairing: Álvaro Arbeloa/Sergio Canales
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: angst and sap (yes, I consider these as warnings)
Word Count: 3,276
Disclaimer: Not true. As simple as that.
Summary: Sergio just wants to be a little bit closer to Alvaro (and who can blame him?)
Notes: This fic almost killed me. Just so you know… Thank goodness it's done and ( Read more... )

Rating: NC-17
Pairing: David de Gea/Sergio Canales
Warnings: no
Word Count: 1,121
Disclaimer: That girl who always lies? It's me, and I'm doing it right here, right behind the cut. I shamelessly lie.
Summary: The only thing worse than being a responsible adult, is being a responsible adult when it means that you have to say "no" to Sergio. PWP.
Notes: ( Read more... )

Title: Irresistible
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Xabi Alonso/Sergio Canales
Warning: no
Word Count: 645
Disclaimer: Lies, all lies, so many lies in one place...
Summary: Xabi's not sure he's comfortable taking Sergio's virginity. But not uncomfortable enough to refuse. Really, it's just PWP.
Notes: Written for 4jinx_removing's prompt "taking someone's virginity" on alldayfootiecp.

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Yet another round of folder-cleaning... Comment Porn from the last few weeks.

For 4jinx_removing  's prompt "I hate being busy": David Villa/David Silva
For jittery_jukebox 's prompt "you're allowed to": anyone/anyone
For  jittery_jukebox 's prompt "can't get you out of my head": Yoann Gourcuff/Marouane Chamakh (or anyone/anyone)
For lovinthelads 's prompt "I CANNOT believe you told him!": Cesc Fabregas/ ( Read more... )

This is porn for sake of porn; there's no plot, or redeeming social value to be found here.

Fuck you very much

Pairing: Bojan Krkić/Sergio Canales; implied Bojan/pretty much everyone in Barça, Canales/pretty much everyone in Real Madrid.
Rating: NC-17, and then some.
Disclaimer: Lies, as in a figment of my imagination.
Feedback: is craved and ( Read more... )