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[shedyourstripes]

Hey.

All you idiots.

YOU'RE NOT IN SCHOOL. SERIOUSLY. WHAT THE FUCK, GUYS. WE'RE ALL PRISONERS IN A DIMENSION WITH SOUL-SUCKING DEITIES AND whatever I give up.

Sane people, put your hands up. Please.

[EDIT OOC:: OH MY GOD WHAT IS WITH YOU RETARDS. SDGJBBGB THIS IS THE MOST TAGS I'VE EVER GOTTEN AND MY POOR HAGI IS BEING NEGLECTED.

Comments

[sword_boy]

Can I see your school ID, so I can figure out what school's guidance counselor I supposed to send you to... by force if I have to.

[shedyourstripes]

Get out.

[sword_boy]

Seriously. Your school ID. You don't seem well.

[shedyourstripes]

I lost it?

[sword_boy]

Very well. Your name, so I can call the Central Office then?

[shedyourstripes]

Ichigo Kurosaki.

[sword_boy]

...I don't believe you. Huey-chan said that Kurosaki-kun had orange hair.

[shedyourstripes]

It is orange. Red-orange.

[sword_boy]

That looks like blood red to me.

[shedyourstripes]

It's just the way the light's hitting it.

[sword_boy]

No... I don't see any strange lighting effects.

Your actual name please, not the one of who you are posing as...

WHY DOES HE KEEP LYING IDEK

[shedyourstripes]

Ishida Uryuu.

[sword_boy]

You don't look like an Ishida... Next!

[shedyourstripes]

Kuchiki Byakuya.

I'm going to be unexpectly breaking 4th wall for awhile... beware!

[sword_boy]

You don't have enough hair decorations to be a Kuchiki. Try again!

oh gdit.

[shedyourstripes]

Wait what.