Happy Dance!!!

[sheapottery]

I have a signed contract on the house!!!!!!

Comments

[unclrashid]

OK, I checked the rulebook, and to be a hipster at your at your age there are several options:

1. extreme beard: ie a "chinstrap" (known on Family Guy as the "douchebag beard") or a fu-manchu

2. extreme haircolor: ie platinum with leopard spots

3. extreme clothing: ie leather pants or a silk Chinese jacket

Would it really be worth it?

[sheapottery]

I had no idea it was so complicated. I thought maybe I'd have to have some strange facial hair, sure, but the douchebag beard??? Really?

I thought it might be as simple as getting a jaunty fedora-ish hat that I wear in almost all situations and shop in a retro clothes shop. Maybe some shirts with ironic sayings.

How about a replacement hipster? (more age appropriate) [Thanks to Srin for coming up with that one]

If that's too extreme, I guess I'll have to go for oblivious artist.

All that would require is that I get some overalls that I wear all the time, don't shower too often and I intentionally make nothing with any commercial viability. Right?

[caerglas]

Well done, sir!

Here's hoping the ten day window passes without incident.

[sheapottery]

So far so good. Made it through the inspection relatively unscathed. Minor things that don't even really have to be fixed, but I threw him a bone (and a really good deal). I'm guessing he'll take it.