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Mar 28, 2004 20:55

do it.

Dear Sam,

You are really _____. You should _____. We need to go _____. After that we can _____. Remember that time we _____? That was real _____. Maybe tomorrow we can _____. You are my _____. I _____ you!

Signed your _____,

p.s. _____.

and / orI _______ Sam ( Read more... )

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bloodintended March 29 2004, 05:36:39 UTC
i couldnt resist

Dear Sam,

You are really bonable. You should bone me. We need to go bone. After that we can bone. Remember that time we boned? That was real bone. Maybe tomorrow we can bone. You are my bone. I boneyou
Signed your bone

p.s. bone.

and / or

I _____adore__ Sam.
She is _beautiful_______.
If I were alone in a room with her, I would ssshhhhh___________.
I think Sam should visit me.
I want to GIVE HER the world
Someday Sam will _achieve more than what she has expected__________.
Sam reminds me of _________hotdogs_.
Memories of her are __hilareous_______.
Sam can be ____mexican____.
______mexican____ is how I describe meeting her.
The worst thing about her is ______she's mexican___.
The best thing about her is she;'s mexican_________.
I am _____BONE___ with Sam!!

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shattrd_memries March 29 2004, 05:45:46 UTC
"oh nooo oh nooo"

thats it, your out of beretta

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bloodintended March 29 2004, 06:46:20 UTC
psh i quit.

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suucio March 29 2004, 06:11:29 UTC
I __am kind of afraid of__ Sam.
She is __fucking fine SHIT__
If I were alone in a room with her, I would __maybe trade stickers__.
I think Sam should __get naked__.
I want to __go to starbucks tomorrow morning with__her.
Someday Sam will __be a mommmy__.
Sam reminds me of __sex__.
Memories of her are _wet_.
Sam can be __anything she wants to be__
_starting at her plugs_ is how I describe meeting her.
The worst thing about her is _shes not free_.
The best thing about her is _her laugh_.
I am _supposed to say IN LOVE for this one__with Sam!!

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shattrd_memries March 30 2004, 02:19:45 UTC
i cant wait to trade stickers

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injectluvstouch March 29 2004, 07:38:53 UTC
Dear Sam,

You are really popular. haha you know everyone i know. You should trade lives with me. We need to go to the zoo and call each other different animals. After that we can go to a show but not any of that local band stuff. i'm not into it. we'll go see tupac or something. Remember that time we went to eat at salma's dad's and i dropped the water bottle. and then i dropped the glasses. and then i handed salma the water bottle and she was like HUH? That was real hardcore. Maybe tomorrow we can dance to alicia keys(rmember when that song was in my info?. You are my baby's momma. I kill you!

Signed your sister from another mister,
jessica

p.s. middle schoolers are off limit for dating.

and / or

I am not Sam.
She is hip hop to the max.
If I were alone in a room with her, I would crypwalk.
I think Sam should hang out with me more oiaufoifuodszu IM NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER.
I want to take her everywhere with me.
Someday Sam will be a porn star.
Sam reminds me of my straightedge days.
Memories of her are talking in her gym room ( ... )

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shattrd_memries March 30 2004, 02:20:38 UTC
we've got more memories than i thought. i heart you. and i cant wait to go to the zoooo <33

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smokexnxmirrors March 29 2004, 07:41:03 UTC
Dear Sam,

You are really smelly. You should wipe me more often. We need to go park . After that we can eat chili dogs so i can get some action tonight. Remember that time we got diareeha? That was real fun. Maybe tomorrow we can watch the sun set . You are my best friend of feeding me. I love you!

Signed your anus,

p.s. and by anus, i mean your asshole, read it over again with your asshole in mind.

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shattrd_memries March 30 2004, 02:22:51 UTC
aww your way too sweet for your own good.

im gonna be at chain reaction friday night. stop by and say hi..?

<3

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smokexnxmirrors March 30 2004, 22:15:37 UTC
i work until 2AM.

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shattrd_memries March 31 2004, 04:17:56 UTC
noooo :(

well can you at least promise that we'll be able to hang out one weekend.. or during the summer? <3

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unfinished business misshapen_chaos March 30 2004, 03:01:35 UTC
Dear Sam,

You are really wise. You should smoke weed. We need to go shoot up. After that we can do lines. Remember that time we dropped acid? That was real intense. Maybe tomorrow we can shoot up some more. You are my pusherwoman. I crack you!

Signed your dammie,

p.s. HEROIN.

I pimp Sam.
She is my best hoe.
If I were alone in a room with her, I would have her shine my shoes.
I think Sam should never stop.
I want to pimp her.(forever)
Someday Sam will leave the gutter.
Sam reminds me of sex.
Memories of her are vivid.
Sam can be whatever you need.
the best day of my life is how I describe meeting her.
The worst thing about her is her win win attitude.
The best thing about her is SNATCH!
I am in debt with Sam!!

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Re: unfinished business shattrd_memries March 30 2004, 05:27:12 UTC
hahahha yours made me laugh so hard.

thats why i <3 you sean.

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Re: unfinished business i_hate_it March 30 2004, 06:27:41 UTC
god haha sean is the best

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Re: unfinished business shattrd_memries March 31 2004, 04:18:35 UTC
hahaha damn straight

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