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[selflesslight]

So you might have noticed there's a big ol' robot parked out back of the bunker at the Cooper farm. It's large and green and looks very battered

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[no_devo_quotes]

O hay there, large robot, how are you? Still not evil and/or not causing massive destruction?

SONIA IS ONTO YOU

She is not sure she approves of its current use as a combo seat/apple holder. It might explode or something.

[no_devo_quotes]

"Yeah... here, anyhow. Dunno if it's much good t'me anywhere else."

[selflesslight]

Logically: "Anywhere there's people who write."

[no_devo_quotes]

"Most o' the time, I ain't dealin' with folks that write, much. Or it's somethin' I don't wanna read."

It's really not in her best interests to be able to read and comprehend things like "klatuu barada nikto" or "Cthulhu ftaghn" when she could be spending her time assaulting the people who can.

[selflesslight]

"Eh. Still, you're here now, right? This way you won't have to get somebody to tell you what's on the noticeboards and shit."

Not that Val pays the slightest attention to said noticeboards, but it's the principle of the thing.

[no_devo_quotes]

"Yeah, that was kinda... why I started learnin'." Sheep sheep!

"Hope I can get t'where I can teach Ralph, too."

Ralph is more interested in the apples. They are red! Yay red!

[selflesslight]

Shrug.

Val... is pretty much ignoring the kid.

Okay, no, he's after her apples; now she has to deal with him.

By offering him and Sonia an apple each, with tentacles.

[no_devo_quotes]

She can't be completely un-paranoid, so Sonia plucks Ralph's apple out of the tentacle first to inspect it briefly before handing it over.

He happily gums it.

"...thanks. Uh, what's it you do, anyhow?"

[selflesslight]

"Huh? I'm a superhero, I guess."

[no_devo_quotes]

"A wha?"

[selflesslight]

Val thinks of a good definition.

"...I find people who're doing evil things and hit them until they stop."

[no_devo_quotes]

OMGYEYBFF.

"Really? Me, too!"

:DDDD

"An' Ralph, when he can."

Right now the worst he can do is possibly drool on them.

[selflesslight]

"Yeah?"

She casts the kid a dubious look.

"Me and some buddies are gonna go lay into this shithead who's building churches out of people sometime. When we figure out where he fucked off to. You want in?"

[no_devo_quotes]

OMGWTFBBQ

"Churches out of people?!"

[selflesslight]

"Yep. And trust me, it was even grosser than it sounds."

[no_devo_quotes]

She crosses herself.

Huh, haven't done that outside of church in a long time.

"Lord have mercy on us. Yeah, I'm in. That's... that's just blasphemous!"